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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra buy $1k of dry noodles from an Asian grocery

    Not even a bad idea
  2. Originally posted by Octavian We're being told this shit will be over by the year's end. Without a fucking vaccine this could on forever.

    FUCK!

    I heard they're testing a vaccine on 44 people right now. It will be a while but they're working fast
  3. I hope the anti vac community doesnt fuck it up. Nobody was anti vaccine when Polio was around. If people refuse to get these it could stick around for a while.
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  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I heard they're testing a vaccine on 44 people right now. It will be a while but they're working fast

    Why don't I vaccinate my cock in your ass?
  5. Originally posted by ORACLE Why don't I vaccinate my cock in your ass?

    To do that, your cock would have to have a weakened version of my cock inside it.

    This can be arranged. I'm free today hmu
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace To do that, your cock would have to have a weakened version of my cock inside it.

    This can be arranged. I'm free today hmu

    I'll inject the vaccine into your ass with my cock
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER UPS has been designated an “essential service” and we are “expected to remain open to the public” meaning i still have togo to fucking work with all these sick people walking around like assholes. Although immediately after i got that email, got another useful email letting us know that CORPORATE UPS- along with all customer and support staff- will be working from home with reduced hours, and there will be no customer service.

    I dont think ive ever been told that im vital and indispensable and then completely insignificant within a span of 30 seconds before. Im really fucking furious.

    I swear to god im wearing my hazmat and respirator and coughing a bunch this week to make customers as uncomfortable as i am at having to deal wih them. No paper towels, no hand sanitizer. No masks. No asking sick people to leave. No mandated distance away from the counter. The pharmacy and pizza place had the good sense to put up the security gates and only take orders at the entryway, but im stuck dealing with a bunch of sickpeople and dudes from china dropshipping 14 crates of masks and gloves…..In boxes that obviously just arrived from china.

    fml. i fucking hate this shit. Anyone that youre paying $13/hr is not fucking “essential” fuck you.

    I heard them say hotels are 'critical infrastructure' as well. I metaphorically spit out my drink laughing when they said that. How about the power grid, emergency services, computer systems controlling the operations of dams and other such works.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE Actually I just had a great idea. A lot of thrift shops around here have cheap backpacks. Sometimes in hurricane times I buy them, fill them with dry food, water bottles, dental stuff, hand sanitizer and powdered soap, toilet roll, socks, Vaseline, basic medicines etc. I want to do similar but with grocery sacks. If you source in bulk, you can do more than handing it out.

    Thats exactly what i do. 99 cent store for stuff, Goodwill for bags/coats/shoes.

    i got some tarps from h9me depot yesterday bc there were just people sleeping on the sidewalk completely uncovered in the rain
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  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER i got some tarps from h9me depot yesterday bc there were just people sleeping on the sidewalk completely uncovered in the rain

    Nice, so did you lord it over them? I like to show off to the homeless too.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    All EU Border internal and external to close for 30 days.

    https://www.schengenvisainfo.com/news/macron-confirms-all-external-internal-schengen-borders-will-close-on-tuesday-at-noon/

    Don't mind the obviously Soros funded website, i bet he's pissed.


    Guess we can do border control after all huh. I prefer Corona-chan over refugees, so when this clears, let's keep the external borders closed shall we.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also damn, France thinks it's a rich bitch, it's putting a moratorium on gas, water, electricity and rent.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Triple post but the borders will remain open as far as essential goods go, so meh. We'll be fine. If the borders were to close for real, real, we'd be in in some trouble, we have oil reserves for six weeks, and while we produce more food than we eat good luck getting it to the grocery store without gas.

    But hey, being a smol country has it's advantages, you can basically bike everywhere if you really had to, lmao.
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie we have oil reserves for six weeks

    Are you sure? EU countries are required to hold 90 days reserve.
    https://www.cova.nl/requirements/?lang=en
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Faster Than The Speed Of Ebola
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Are you sure? EU countries are required to hold 90 days reserve.
    https://www.cova.nl/requirements/?lang=en

    I haven't had the opportunity to measure for myself but my friend who works for the Ministry of Defense says we have 6 weeks i have no reason to disbelieve him. Let's hope we have more.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Something interesting happens psychologically speaking when a reasonably attractive girl is vicious to some guy in some social circle. Openly. I go "OOF" just thinking about it, lol.

    Anyway here's a thought, does not the shepherd love his flock? Does he not protect and raise them? He must to be an effective shepherd, yet this same shepherd will lead his sheep to slaughter when the time comes.

    That probably says something about the human condition.

    I'm 14 and this is deep.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    S&P 500 Put Options, buy 'em.
  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sophie S&P 500 Put Options, buy 'em.

    It's already way down, don't you think it's a bit late?
  19. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's already way down, don't you think it's a bit late?

    You really think it’s bottomed out? I’m not an analyst but I’m pretty sure we still have a ways to go
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fox You really think it’s bottomed out? I’m not an analyst but I’m pretty sure we still have a ways to go

    Yeah, probably a bit more. This whole thing will go on a long time and we'll be well sick of it by the time it's over.

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