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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by ORACLE

    IF ONLY IT WAS THIS EASY, JESUS
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I got a script of modafinil and am trying go take that for adhd. Back on the suboxone diet too and my stomach is pretty iffy these days. A very good friend of mines father had contact with a coronazombie but I havent seen him since

    DATS HOWIEHUGHESITFAM
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra

    Didn't know you are Irish?
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm not, saw that come up and thought it was interesting though
  6. woeew November 3rd
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I wonder what they have planned.
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace woeew November 3rd

    Lol. I gotta admit MDY is pretty retarded be DMY.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Now would be a great time to buy stocks whilst they're low. Fuck, wish I had some shekels to.
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Octavian Now would be a great time to buy stocks whilst they're low. Fuck, wish I had some shekels to.

    Get an app that allows you to buy fractional shares. You can literally invest mere cents into stocks you think are good if that's all you've got, money builds money, don't draw from your investment account, leave it alone, deposit more, and keep doing it, placing your money prudently and conservatively and building up a portfolio. Don't be impatient, don't day trade. Learn how to sit on a stock for a week and just take the gut punched as they come. Now is a good time to get psychologically prepared for investment too. If you start small you can experiment and have no fear.
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Now would be a great time to buy stocks whilst they're low. Fuck, wish I had some shekels to.

    They have more to fall.

    Originally posted by ORACLE Get an app that allows you to buy fractional shares. You can literally invest mere cents into stocks you think are good if that's all you've got, money builds money, don't draw from your investment account, leave it alone, deposit more, and keep doing it, placing your money prudently and conservatively and building up a portfolio. Don't be impatient, don't day trade. Learn how to sit on a stock for a week and just take the gut punched as they come. Now is a good time to get psychologically prepared for investment too. If you start small you can experiment and have no fear.

    Be super careful, a lot of those apps are literally Israeli companies, and use a bunch of different techniques to scam you, including giving you bad (non-market) rates and making withdrawing your money almost impossible.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Enjoying my Strawberries then forgot to check where they're from.

    Ahhh Kent, England.

    There's me thinking some Covid infested shit hole. Then again which dirty foreign bastard has been picking them.


  13. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    hello
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  14. Originally posted by Octavian Now would be a great time to buy stocks whilst they're low. Fuck, wish I had some shekels to.

    They were super close to closing them here. This drop was like 12.something and after 1987 when it dropped 22% they now have a cutoff at 13% where the markets will close.

    I may have said it before but this is slightly worse than Black Tuesday was. Also about a 12% drop
  15. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country They have more to fall.



    Be super careful, a lot of those apps are literally Israeli companies, and use a bunch of different techniques to scam you, including giving you bad (non-market) rates and making withdrawing your money almost impossible.

    Like which?
  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Like which?

    Can't remember right now, but I got stung by one a while ago for something small - $20 or so. Reading reviews almost no one was able to cash out - they kept asking for more and more information and documention using KYC (Know your customer) or AML (anti money laundering) as an excuse. It was based in Tel Aviv and traded using an address in London (London is the global epicentre of dirty/stolen money, in case you don't know)
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Can't remember right now, but I got stung by one a while ago for something small - $20 or so. Reading reviews almost no one was able to cash out - they kept asking for more and more information and documention using KYC (Know your customer) or AML (anti money laundering) as an excuse. It was based in Tel Aviv and traded using an address in London (London is the global epicentre of dirty/stolen money, in case you don't know)

    You of all people would be lucky enough to be scammed by the J3ws
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  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Well lads, Corona-chan is finally here. In my town. I was talking to my GP the other day and he was casually telling me how had to do home visits for Corona patients. Then today i go to get some groceries and there are advisories everywhere from the Ministry of National Health talking about Corona counter-measures. All the stores had their OTC drugs sold out, but there haven't been 'Black Friday' scenes like the ones coming out of the US yet. Although canned goods seemed to be low in stock everywhere as well.

    Interestingly everyone seemed to be following the guidelines in a half-assed manner. Lol. I mean whatever, i'm not 80 if i get the virus i'll be fine.

    I might inadvertently kill half the tenants in my apartment complex though there's a lot of pensioners here. Lmao.
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie Well lads, Corona-chan is finally here. In my town. I was talking to my GP the other day and he was casually telling me how had to do home visits for Corona patients. Then today i go to get some groceries and there are advisories everywhere from the Ministry of National Health talking about Corona counter-measures. All the stores had their OTC drugs sold out, but there haven't been 'Black Friday' scenes like the ones coming out of the US yet. Although canned goods seemed to be low in stock everywhere as well.

    Interestingly everyone seemed to be following the guidelines in a half-assed manner. Lol. I mean whatever, i'm not 80 if i get the virus i'll be fine.

    I might inadvertently kill half the tenants in my apartment complex though there's a lot of pensioners here. Lmao.

    The doctor that raised the alarm in China was 33. Hes dead. Just for perspective. The LIKELIHOOD is that youll be fine, but it also causes massive scarring in the lungs and possibly male fertility issues.

    Lol. Sounds like the kind of thing i might just let loose if i had a population that was like 70%.............OOOOOooooohhhhh.
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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Lengthy health issues damaging my insides Ow!
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