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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Reporting my neighbors for benefit fraud is what's good. Please God if Carona so happens to come to this shit town take them. Some gozzy eyed spastic that claims she has social anxiety and various other BS disorders, one of which is she can't walk without a stick. OMG the absolute cheek of it.

    Her retard stoner bf fresh out of jail,(that only uses her for a roof over his head) regularly screams like a child. This psycho behaviour and outright moodiness synonymous with habitual weed smokers makes me hate them more. I pray they will murder each other on one of the days they run dry of weed. Knowing they have none is a sure sign a domestic is about to happen. I'm thinking of various means to remove these ass holes from my block.

    Also a gay friend of mine told me he had receieved messages from her bf at some point which is hilarious. Should anything erupt I will sure to bring this up and make a fool of him.

    Social anxiety can be a real problem - I had it myself - but in my experience it is usually used by shitty people as an excuse for being a lazy piece of shit.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Social anxiety can be a real problem - I had it myself - but in my experience it is usually used by shitty people as an excuse for being a lazy piece of shit.

    She's a joke in the full sense of the word and just another benefit sponge with no desire to work.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Looks like Harvey Weinstein is going to spend the rest of his life in jail.

    I think having "Stein" in your surname automatically marks you for sexual predatory from birth.
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  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The person I feel sorry for is whoever minded his houseplants. What sort of asshole jacks off onto a ficus?
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  5. Octavian motherfucker
    I've been offered a position working for a specialised Recruitment firm that targets high paying industries such as offshore engineering etc. I was never interested in recruitment but given the profit margins in this specific role, not to mention it's not even far from where I live, I may as well try. Interview Friday.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I've been offered a position working for a specialised Recruitment firm that targets high paying industries such as offshore engineering etc. I was never interested in recruitment but given the profit margins in this specific role, not to mention it's not even far from where I live, I may as well try. Interview Friday.

    What do you plan to do with the extra money you would acquire if you were to be given the position?
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ What do you plan to do with the extra money you would acquire if you were to be given the position?

    I would seriously like to get into Forex trading and also buy some stocks and shares. The amount of money I've wasted this past decade is unreal. Even if I were to lose some via this it'll be worth the risks taken, it would only have been wasted had I carried on with my hedonism.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I would seriously like to get into Forex trading and also buy some stocks and shares. The amount of money I've wasted this past decade is unreal. Even if I were to lose some via this it'll be worth the risks taken, it would only have been wasted had I carried on with my hedonism.

    So you want to use your money to get into money shit?

    I'm asking ultimately, with more money at your disposal to spend , what would you do with it? Or maybe that's what you're saying... you just like the gambling aspect of it? Because there are penny stocks and penny slots and penny sports gambling.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ So you want to use your money to get into money shit?

    I'm asking ultimately, with more money at your disposal to spend , what would you do with it? Or maybe that's what you're saying… you just like the gambling aspect of it? Because there are penny stocks and penny slots and penny sports gambling.

    I would buy a chair with boobs built into the head rest
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ So you want to use your money to get into money shit?

    I'm asking ultimately, with more money at your disposal to spend , what would you do with it? Or maybe that's what you're saying… you just like the gambling aspect of it? Because there are penny stocks and penny slots and penny sports gambling.

    I've never been into that sort of gambling but I assume the risk and win factor is somewhat similar or the same nontheless.

    Errm with more money? Just secure my future so I'm not some old fuck relying on a state pension with all sorts of debilitating illnesses from drug & alcohol abuse. I'm not saying I won't already have such issues then besides self inflicted ones, just hopefully less.

    I also want out of this shit town where I live and see the world. All I have ever known is drug and alcohol benders with sluts/ STIs/ hangovers/ regret/ shame/ broken relationships/ limited capital/ debts and sometimes hunger as a result of my lifestyle.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I would buy a chair with boobs built into the head rest

    I'll be your chair.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ I'll be your chair.

    you need boobs and 2 more legs first
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace you need boobs and 2 more legs first

    A chair doesn't need legs m8. Consider me your personal beanbag. 😊💓
  14. Originally posted by Octavian I've never been into that sort of gambling but I assume the risk and win factor is somewhat similar or the same nontheless.

    Errm with more money? Just secure my future so I'm not some old fuck relying on a state pension with all sorts of debilitating illnesses from drug & alcohol abuse. I'm not saying I won't already have such issues then besides self inflicted ones, just hopefully less.

    I also want out of this shit town where I live and see the world. All I have ever known is drug and alcohol benders with sluts/ STIs/ hangovers/ regret/ shame/ broken relationships/ limited capital/ debts and sometimes hunger as a result of my lifestyle.

    Where would you go?

    Frankly traveling has made me realize it's just another form of escape. I feel like literally nothing I do will break that cycle.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ A chair doesn't need legs m8. Consider me your personal beanbag. 😊💓

    Sorry, I wanted BOOBS not SACK.

    I don't take kindly to my butt rests taking a vacation on the clock. It's four legs and up off the ground or no dice. comprende?
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Where would you go?

    Frankly traveling has made me realize it's just another form of escape. I feel like literally nothing I do will break that cycle.

    I'd love to have a seperate getaway, a house in the Welsh countryside where there's less annoying cunts I have to endure looking at/ living within proximity to. I'd probably get a dog (don't know what breed, I like Alasatians) and go for walks and get lost in my thoughts and feel happy.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My mom was asking me this tonight. Why dont you want to make more money?

    I'm obviously a sarcastic fuck and I'm like well what would I even do with it? Just buy more mansions and flat screens? Why do I need more money?

    I apologized because she's obviously right kinda. Like I dont and never did want to just live in a 1 bed apt by myself my whole life. But it brings up good points.

    Why do I want a bunch of money ? What am I gonna do with it? If I'm content which I kind of am, then so be it.

    But having a CUSHION is nice too. And so is doing shit. But I am doing ahit too. Seeing tool and rage soon. I told her that. I played her a bunch of tool songs and I'm like surely you recognize at least ONE. I played Sober. And Vicarious. And Lateralus. My mom is so silly. I love her. Shea just a good old christian mom. She didn't know any of them. She's awesome though.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ My mom was asking me this tonight. Why dont you want to make more money?

    I'm obviously a sarcastic fuck and I'm like well what would I even do with it? Just buy more mansions and flat screens? Why do I need more money?

    I apologized because she's obviously right kinda. Like I dont and never did want to just live in a 1 bed apt by myself my whole life. But it brings up good points.

    Why do I want a bunch of money ? What am I gonna do with it? If I'm content which I kind of am, then so be it.

    But having a CUSHION is nice too. And so is doing shit. But I am doing ahit too. Seeing tool and rage soon. I told her that. I played her a bunch of tool songs and I'm like surely you recognize at least ONE. I played Sober. And Vicarious. And Lateralus. My mom is so silly. I love her. Shea just a good old christian mom. She didn't know any of them. She's awesome though.

    Yeah I truly believe in the whole, "don't live beyond your means" mantra. I mean I'd have a big house and make use of all the rooms otherwise what's the fucking point? Mansions should be for big families, not some dick head loser that wants to add inches to his penis or molest teens like Epstein.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    maybe I'll have lucky charms for dinner
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra maybe I'll have lucky charms for dinner

    Lucky Charms are racist against Irish people

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