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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Why was that? Was it boring being in bed for 6 months?

    I had a minimally invasive surgery that left me with an abcess/infection on my spine. The worst pain evah. It took 4 ER visits for them to figure it out, then they did a surgery that they call a wash out, to clean out the bacteria. I was sent home with a PICC line, and only on one antibiotic. 8 days later, I was unable to move, and in pain again. I got yet another infection from the 1st wash out, so I had to have a second, and was put on another antibiotic.
    6 months of that shit drove me crazy.
  2. Originally posted by Technologist I had a minimally invasive surgery that left me with an abcess/infection on my spine.

    Ew nigga
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Eww is right, but the pain was soooo intense.
  4. Was it worse than childbirth, apparently that’s the worst pain imaginable
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Childbirth was a cakewalk compared to this. Hell, kidney stones were a cakewalk compared to this.

    You know how they have the pain scale of 1-10? My doctor will tell you that I truly experienced a 10. Worst pain evah. I couldn’t move, sit up, nothing without severe pain. My hubby made a bedpan for me. I literally didn’t eat for 2 weeks due to the fear of getting up to poop.
  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Hell he wasn’t my hubby yet. He just asked me to marry him 2 months before this started. After all he went through with me, I knew he was in for the long haul.
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    VERY romantic
  8. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by A College Professor VERY romantic

    Lol. Grossly romantic!
  9. Yeah if it was me I definitely would have left you immediately
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Fox Yeah if it was me I definitely would have left you immediately

    I probably would have too
  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra in the shadow of the poenis

    Hairry Pooper and the Order of my Phoenis
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Childbirth was a cakewalk compared to this. Hell, kidney stones were a cakewalk compared to this.

    You know how they have the pain scale of 1-10? My doctor will tell you that I truly experienced a 10. Worst pain evah. I couldn’t move, sit up, nothing without severe pain. My hubby made a bedpan for me. I literally didn’t eat for 2 weeks due to the fear of getting up to poop.

    I'm gonna show you something when I get home that will make your abscess, kidney stones, and childbirth pain, combined, feel like a cakewalk.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna show you something when I get home that will make your abscess, kidney stones, and childbirth pain, combined, feel like a cakewalk.

    Imagine bunions were kidney stones and you had kidneys in your feet
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna show you something when I get home that will make your abscess, kidney stones, and childbirth pain, combined, feel like a cakewalk.

    😳
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Reporting my neighbors for benefit fraud is what's good. Please God if Carona so happens to come to this shit town take them. Some gozzy eyed spastic that claims she has social anxiety and various other BS disorders, one of which is she can't walk without a stick. OMG the absolute cheek of it.

    Her retard stoner bf fresh out of jail,(that only uses her for a roof over his head) regularly screams like a child. This psycho behaviour and outright moodiness synonymous with habitual weed smokers makes me hate them more. I pray they will murder each other on one of the days they run dry of weed. Knowing they have none is a sure sign a domestic is about to happen. I'm thinking of various means to remove these ass holes from my block.

    Also a gay friend of mine told me he had receieved messages from her bf at some point which is hilarious. Should anything erupt I will sure to bring this up and make a fool of him.
  17. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Go next door with a shotgun and blow them away
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    A latino guy moved in the downstairs apartment whose name is literally... literally... literally, not figuratively... Mr Socpeñas
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice Go next door with a shotgun and blow them away

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo meme

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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