The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-12 at 7:31 AM UTC

   #801
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fuck irish people
   
   the only ones I've ever really met were a group of gypsies and they were total shit
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2. 2020-03-12 at 7:32 AM UTC

   #802
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by aldra fuck irish people
   
   the only ones I've ever really met were a group of gypsies and they were total shit

   
   *Travellers
3. 2020-03-12 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #803
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://www.xvideos.com/video53537891/hotkinkyjo_and_the_belly_bulge_fuck_machine
   
   uncomfortable to watch
4. 2020-03-12 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #804
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   i’m putting drugs in my drink
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5. 2020-03-12 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #805
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra fuck irish people
   
   the only ones I've ever really met were a group of gypsies and they were total shit

   
   Hey that’s OUR WORD. You can’t say that
6. 2020-03-12 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #806
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   
7. 2020-03-13 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #807
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   i’ve been smoking straight gas!
   
   about to be quarantined like a muh fucka. also about to be experiencing some unrequited lovesickness but i still beat and watched it bounce up & down in the mirror.
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8. 2020-03-13 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #808
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH i’ve been smoking straight gas!
   
   about to be quarantined like a muh fucka. also about to be experiencing some unrequited lovesickness but i still beat and watched it bounce up & down in the mirror.

   
   How a negro doesn't die.
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9. 2020-03-13 at 8:20 AM UTC

   #809
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Besides my local shopping centre smelling of Carona farts, the darkie on the checkout counter at Aldi was coughing so I've probably got plague multiplying inside me as I write this.
   
   Pray for meh.
10. 2020-03-13 at 8:21 AM UTC

    #810
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Octavian Besides my local shopping centre smelling of Carona farts, the darkie on the checkout counter at Aldi was coughing so I've probably got plague multiplying inside me as I write this.
    
    Pray for meh.

    
    Very nice. Did they charge you extra for the free plague?
11. 2020-03-13 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #811
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Very nice. Did they charge you extra for the free plague?

    
    She touched my bag to scan it and it only dawned on me as I left the shop. I felt like a used condom.
    
    *jumps in shower and scrubs*
12. 2020-03-13 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #812
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
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13. 2020-03-13 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #813
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Damn imagine if he spread it to other world leaders lol
    
    I would be pretty happy if they all just died of corona virus. Treedude would probably survive but Trump for sure would be at risk being 70+ and in poor health.
    
    Actually maybe this is a millenial disease created to wipe out the boomers. Bring in the new era!
14. 2020-03-13 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #814
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wish I got infected, fuck washing my hands
15. 2020-03-13 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #815
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I wish I got infected, fuck washing my hands

    
    How can you finger hts with dirty hands
    
    Does Hts prefer it dirty
16. 2020-03-13 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #816
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sex is for boomers
    
    
17. 2020-03-13 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #817
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    > Seth Rogan
18. 2020-03-13 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #818
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sex is for boomers
    
    

    
    More like ate it 45 minutes ago
19. 2020-03-13 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #819
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He was staring at him for 45 minutes
20. 2020-03-14 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #820
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country