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I got a job at a factory
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2020-03-09 at 12:27 AM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 12:27 AM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 1:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I WANNA CHOP OFF ONE OF MY LEGS AND SEW IT ONTO MY GRANDMA'S FACE AND HAVE HER FACEFUCK ME WITH IT
I WANNA COLLECT 10 BILLION FIREANTS AND WASPS AND RELEASE THEM INTO THE INFANT WARD IN A HOSPITAL
I WANNA CHUG A GALLON OF GASOLINE AND SWALLOW LIT MATCHES
I WANT A CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH WITH PUS AND BLOOD AND CUM DRENCHED ALL OVER IT
I WANNA WALK INTO A POLICE STATION AND SAY HI TO THE CLERK AND STAB HER THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN THE FACE
I WANNA GO TO A CASINO AND RUN BY EVERY TABLE GAME TABLE AND SWIPE EVERYONES CARDS AND CHIPS ALL OVER THE FLOOR THEN TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND SLIT MY WRISTS
I WANNA SEND A GIRL AMAZING POWERFULLY SCENTED ROSES THAT ARE FILLED WITH DISEASES AND LIES!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!
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2020-03-09 at 2:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo The power of sploo compels you
Before going to my last day of orientation friday I had the runs really bad and I didn't want to shart in the class so I grabbed a bottle of liquid immodium.. and drank the rest of it... I started getting teary because I was thinking about how I miss sploo.. RIP sweet prince
may one we will both tard out in heaven together.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-03-09 at 4:47 AM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 4:48 AM UTCDurrr larrylegend & wellhung ELITE muscle heads. 😂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-09 at 7:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Bruh. U don't even lift, clown. Post ur body. Let u tell it ur some kind of adonis lol. Keep fronting on the internet. Rofl
Lol yeah I actually do, Apezilla
You still appear to be extremely angry that I called you out. And no I'm not going to post body pics for ya Ape. Hope your heart heals someday 💗😂💗😂💗 -
2020-03-09 at 7:29 AM UTCthis is the gayest storyline. Hopefully they do some cool shit season 2The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-09 at 8:01 AM UTCThis is season 3. That's how sad it is.
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2020-03-09 at 11:56 AM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 1:45 PM UTCUr both a couple of internet clowns 😂The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-09 at 1:49 PM UTCWhy don't you all shut the fuck up, put on your hard hat, safety vest and steel toe boots.
Less talk more work, wagie! -
2020-03-09 at 1:55 PM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 2:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Fat Girl please dont talk with your mouth full. Yes, We both lift weights, and care about our physical health. We can't quite understand why you don't care about yours, however. Why dont u, Ape?
Summertime makes Ape Kong sad, bro. She can't catfish at the pool with pics of her when she was 21. I feel bad for her. -
2020-03-09 at 2:07 PM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 2:15 PM UTCWe're both doing great, Miss Kong. Prayers up for you 💗
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2020-03-09 at 2:18 PM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 2:19 PM UTCThat is good to hear & I appreciate ur prayers. Thank uThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-09 at 2:41 PM UTC
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2020-03-09 at 3:08 PM UTCI got all the prep done by myself by 10am. Now I'm gonna clean all the equipment because I'm bored and a GO GETTER.
Thanks.