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  1. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny implying your still rapeable.

    Oh he's a big hunk of meat that you'd love to sink your teeth into vinny, trust me!
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung ur a nerd, gramps. 🌹

    That didn't frighten me.
  3. Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh he's a big hunk of meat that you'd love to sink your teeth into vinny, trust me!

    i bet his ass sags and he wears those push-up underpants that pushes his ass up to a respectable sillhoutte.

    and some of it out of the brim of his pants.
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i bet his ass sags and he wears those push-up underpants that pushes his ass up to a respectable sillhoutte.

    and some of it out of the brim of his pants.

    Only one way to find out princess. /wink
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    sao paulo
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm British, I never wear shorts.

    Is that a thing? Do people in England not wear shorts? During summer i constantly wear them just to spite mq and his immoral career choice
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    I wear shorts in the Summer. Only people who don't are thosse with chicken legs and varicose veins. My schizophrenic neighbor wears shorts all year round but he's a dick.
  8. Originally posted by Octavian I wear shorts in the Summer. Only people who don't are thosse with chicken legs and varicose veins. My schizophrenic neighbor wears shorts all year round but he's a dick.

    Tbh I have some chicken legs (I was a swimmer all my leg is thigh) but I still wear shorts because I don't give a fuck what people think about my chicken legs. I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Tbh I have some chicken legs (I was a swimmer all my leg is thigh) but I still wear shorts because I don't give a fuck what people think about my chicken legs. I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear

    I've always had big calves. Are some people just generally predisposed to having small ones or can they make them bigger via training. Surely the latter?
  10. Originally posted by Octavian I've always had big calves. Are some people just generally predisposed to having small ones or can they make them bigger via training. Surely the latter?

    I have a heart condition so my forearms and calves never got good bloodflow and remain small even when I've gone out of my way to work them out. Idk. My biceps are pretty big and so are my thighs. My shoulders too. People always ask me if I work out because I am pretty built in parts. But my forearms and calves will probably remain forever small.

    Got some circulation issues for sure. Sometimes i wake up to numb arms and i sleep flat on my back so i know im not sleeping on them. When i was doing poppy tea it got really bad because it lasts like 12h. Got kinda scary at times when I'd be up for 15min trying to get my arms un-numbed. Big part of why i stopped. My blood pressure is low enough.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have a heart condition so my forearms and calves never got good bloodflow and remain small even when I've gone out of my way to work them out. Idk. My biceps are pretty big and so are my thighs. My shoulders too. People always ask me if I work out because I am pretty built in parts. But my forearms and calves will probably remain forever small.

    Got some circulation issues for sure. Sometimes i wake up to numb arms and i sleep flat on my back so i know im not sleeping on them. When i was doing poppy tea it got really bad because it lasts like 12h. Got kinda scary at times when I'd be up for 15min trying to get my arms un-numbed. Big part of why i stopped. My blood pressure is low enough.

    Heroin tea? I thought that would give you like a mild analgesic effect at most? I will have to bear that in mind when I'm ill as fuck or just achey all over.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    bolivian marching powder
  13. Originally posted by Octavian Heroin tea? I thought that would give you like a mild analgesic effect at most? I will have to bear that in mind when I'm ill as fuck or just achey all over.

    Its morphine, codeine, and like 51 other alkaloids. Very strong stuff. People think because its legal its weak but it is literally liquid opium. I mean that's what opium is, the sticky stuff on the outside of poppy seeds. But they collect the sap rather than use dried food grade seeds with legally required low morphine content. Thats why you sometimes need as much as an lb for a cup of poppy tea.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Its morphine, codeine, and like 51 other alkaloids. Very strong stuff. People think because its legal its weak but it is literally liquid opium. I mean that's what opium is, the sticky stuff on the outside of poppy seeds. But they collect the sap rather than use dried food grade seeds with legally required low morphine content. Thats why you sometimes need as much as an lb for a cup of poppy tea.

    So could you OD having a brew? That would be somewhat funny. Also what does taste like?
  15. Originally posted by Octavian So could you OD having a brew? That would be somewhat funny. Also what does taste like?

    Yep absolutely. It has a lot more low blood pressure and respiratory depression than singular opiates thanks to some of the alkaloids. Probably why i had circulation issues.

    It tastes nutty and bitter. I kinda like it. When its old stuff it tastes like play dough for some reason.
  16. Originally posted by Octavian I've always had big calves. Are some people just generally predisposed to having small ones or can they make them bigger via training. Surely the latter?

    low iq people usually have stocky legs because they have evolved to be conducive at hauling loads, like beasts of burdens.
  17. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have a heart condition so my forearms and calves never got good bloodflow and remain small even when I've gone out of my way to work them out. Idk. My biceps are pretty big and so are my thighs. My shoulders too. People always ask me if I work out because I am pretty built in parts. But my forearms and calves will probably remain forever small.

    Got some circulation issues for sure. Sometimes i wake up to numb arms and i sleep flat on my back so i know im not sleeping on them. When i was doing poppy tea it got really bad because it lasts like 12h. Got kinda scary at times when I'd be up for 15min trying to get my arms un-numbed. Big part of why i stopped. My blood pressure is low enough.

    small penis detected.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny low iq people usually have stocky legs because they have evolved to be conducive at hauling loads, like beasts of burdens.

    Like you then.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Tbh I have some chicken legs…

    Quoted.
  20. Originally posted by Octavian Like you then.

    ^ result of low iq thinking.
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