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  1. #61
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Bill Krozby's new job :)
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  2. #62
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh I see

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Bill Krozby's new job :)

    obviously allegorical and that's why early simpsons are transcendent
  3. #63
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah none of it is anything id want to be on for any extended period of time. Im thinking of it exactly like jumpstarting a car. I just need something to give me enough juice to put in real workouts instead of 30 min on a stationary bike and some fucking stretches. I feel so good lifting heavy weights and trying for better 1 reps, but ive ended up seriously hurting my back, shoulder, hand or hip every single time ive tried in the last 6months and im too stubborn and i patient to go slow. Seeing any kind of physical improvement would do a fuckton for my self esteem so im justmanaging my expectations and trying to be realistic about my goals.

    My little brother had some work done on a torn labrum and rotator cuff last summer and is already killing it in the gym. I'm sure it will help with some aches and pains for you.

    Just be careful on the mental side of things man. If you get used to how you feel on it you won't want to stop. Warning you on that one. That's how a lot of guys get stuck on it long term and problems can arise, if you know what I mean.

    Idk what exactly you're planning on taking but you should probably look into a good PCT for afterwards.
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  4. #64
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo If Larry is being serious he's super duper amazingly tryhard beta without an ounce of self awareness which is the type of people you find on the internet a lot.

    He has also not filled us in on the squirrel/larry situation and seems to have shacked up with someone from dope hotel which is pretty beta in and of itself, especially when affecting a braggadocios demeanor about it.

    It's just weird but entirely none of my beezwhacks

    edit: I see there is a second page I did not read which discusses steroids in a cringey way which is pretty gay as well. I'm scared to take steroids as they can affect my impulsivity, anger and decision making skills which are all historically a little iffy.

    It's gay that every steroid regimen begins with test like ewww synthetic ball juices, if I ever get on them it'll be test, deca and hgh. I have a friend who's 62 I believe and is on test and deca and looks absolutely fucked he's in such great shape. Makes no sense. I have a friend who just came off juice and he's losing his goddamn mind too and fired a gun in a suburban area then got a puppy as an impulse then gave it away when he realized he couldn't focus on training it, then got a truck and the other day we wrestled in a restaurant in front of a bunch of customers but it was cool because we knew the owner.

    Anyway, larry is gay

    What a weird post, ay Sudio?
  5. #65
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    yeah, a guy who plays his cards right can be a beast to his 70s, with steroids.

    if i ever have a son, i'm going to hire an endocrinologist to help with a HGH cycle as he enters puberty, to make sure he's at least 6'4" with a baseline 230lbs of muscle when he's sedentary. i wish i had the balls to use LSD and DMT on a kid, because i know for a fact you could increase someones intelligence that way, but it's a much less well traveled path than the hormone therapy stuff. maybe if i had like 5+ sons i'd start giving them acid during their education periods at homeschool, because at that point, if you lose one or two, it's like eh, more where that one came from. and you know, eventually we have to do research on these lines. plenty has already been done to show that it's a good idea to give kids psychedelics, to make them smarter.
  6. #66
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 What a weird post, ay Sudio?

    it's a dynamic multifaceted, informative and incomprehensible post that transcends this medium itself. I'm going to be on Ellen tomorrow, you can tune in and watch at 2pm with all the other housewives
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  7. #67
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    You're right bro your feelings transcended time and space to expose the depths at which you feel them. Deeply. Rich with emotion. I applaud you for coming out.
  8. #68
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You're right bro your feelings transcended time and space to expose the depths at which you feel them. Deeply. Rich with emotion. I applaud you for coming out.

    I'm going to show Ellen how much better I am than her by benching 2 and a half plates
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I WANNA FUCK EVERYONE.

    I WANT BATHE IN SPAGHETTIOS.

    I WANT EAT AT A CHINESE BUFFET AND JUST TAKE ONE BITE OF EVERY LOADED PLATE AND KEEP GOING UP THERE UNTIL I EMPTY EVERY TRAY OF FOOD THEY HAVE BECAUSE FUCK YOU!

    I WANNA BURN A DAYCARE DOWN RIGHT AS THE PARENTS ARE ALL SHOWING UP

    I WANNA TAKE THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!

    FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!
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  10. #70
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I WANNA CHOP OFF ONE OF MY LEGS AND SEW IT ONTO MY GRANDMA'S FACE AND HAVE HER FACEFUCK ME WITH IT

    I WANNA COLLECT 10 BILLION FIREANTS AND WASPS AND RELEASE THEM INTO THE INFANT WARD IN A HOSPITAL

    I WANNA CHUG A GALLON OF GASOLINE AND SWALLOW LIT MATCHES

    I WANT A CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH WITH PUS AND BLOOD AND CUM DRENCHED ALL OVER IT

    I WANNA WALK INTO A POLICE STATION AND SAY HI TO THE CLERK AND STAB HER THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN THE FACE

    I WANNA GO TO A CASINO AND RUN BY EVERY TABLE GAME TABLE AND SWIPE EVERYONES CARDS AND CHIPS ALL OVER THE FLOOR THEN TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND SLIT MY WRISTS

    I WANNA SEND A GIRL AMAZING POWERFULLY SCENTED ROSES THAT ARE FILLED WITH DISEASES AND LIES!!!

    I HATE YOU!!!!!
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  12. #72
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    cheesy gordita crunches are shit.

    oh 1$ double stacked nacho crunch tacos, where art thou... i have been forsaken
  13. #73
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Those croissantwiches at BK look really good. I haven't had one yet but they're apparently only 5 dollars for two double ones. Might go hit it up here.
  14. #74
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I WANNA FUCK EVERYONE.

    I WANT BATHE IN SPAGHETTIOS.

    I WANT EAT AT A CHINESE BUFFET AND JUST TAKE ONE BITE OF EVERY LOADED PLATE AND KEEP GOING UP THERE UNTIL I EMPTY EVERY TRAY OF FOOD THEY HAVE BECAUSE FUCK YOU!

    I WANNA BURN A DAYCARE DOWN RIGHT AS THE PARENTS ARE ALL SHOWING UP

    I WANNA TAKE THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!

    FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!

    This is how i hope steroids make me feel.
  15. #75
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ok ur food talk is triggering me guise. Ive eaten 950 calories over the last 3 days and im not near as hungry as i thought id be. Just eating a lot of tums.
  16. #76
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    would you guys rather have a job at a factory or her life and job as. agrafiiiik designer within a company aksing you to fo shit youve never been trained in like video production and where youre watching youtube vids to learn it on the fly or constantly fske it till you make it as she explains at 7:18?



    I mean ai can imagine working in a fa tory would be waaay less stressful than this or any white colalr work.
  17. #77
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    yo mike shut the fuck up for a second If i sponsor you and promise the court ill keep you away from schools, will you come back to cali so i can beat you smart and then beat you retarded again and then rest my balls on your loser polish face?

    Fr tho plz cum 2 cali bb imbored we might be best friends like the brothers who fight in the war with the violence they see there are turned 2 hearts of steel

    yadig?
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  18. #78
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Wariat would you guys rather have a job at a factory or her life and job as. agrafiiiik designer within a company aksing you to fo shit youve never been trained in like video production and where youre watching youtube vids to learn it on the fly or constantly fske it till you make it as she explains at 7:18?



    I mean ai can imagine working in a fa tory would be waaay less stressful than this or any white colalr work.

    You need to watch the two seconds from 5:49 to 5:51 around a million times.
  19. #79
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I WANNA FUCK EVERYONE.

    I WANT BATHE IN SPAGHETTIOS.

    I WANT EAT AT A CHINESE BUFFET AND JUST TAKE ONE BITE OF EVERY LOADED PLATE AND KEEP GOING UP THERE UNTIL I EMPTY EVERY TRAY OF FOOD THEY HAVE BECAUSE FUCK YOU!

    I WANNA BURN A DAYCARE DOWN RIGHT AS THE PARENTS ARE ALL SHOWING UP

    I WANNA TAKE THE BIGGEST SHIT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!

    FUUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!

    I bet you're a real pro at taking it up the ass! 👍
  20. #80
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet you're a real pro at taking it up the ass! 👍

    Are you offering? It sounds like a cat in heat.
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