I got a job at a factory

1. 2020-03-12 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #481
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ I started working at a pants factory yesterday.
   
   I am in charge of the lower pants parts. Like the knee down. I make them. So basically every time you are wearing pants, I made half of them. Think of me.

   
   Fucking LOL!
2. 2020-03-12 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #482
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by mmQ I started working at a pants factory yesterday.
   
   I am in charge of the lower pants parts. Like the knee down. I make them. So basically every time you are wearing pants, I made half of them. Think of me.

   
   Some day you'll work your way up to crotch
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   • mmQ
3. 2020-03-12 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #483
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Some day you'll work your way up to crotch

   
   conor mcgregor seems like a scumbag
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   • MexicanMasterRace
4. 2020-03-12 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #484
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by WellHung conor mcgregor seems like a scumbag

   
   Maybe he is
5. 2020-03-12 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #485
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe he is

   
   You don't care. You have never cared.🌹
6. 2020-03-12 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #486
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by WellHung You don't care. You have never cared.🌹

   
   Lie not detected 🌵
7. 2020-03-12 at 9:16 AM UTC

   #487
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ I started working at a pants factory yesterday.
   
   I am in charge of the lower pants parts. Like the knee down. I make them. So basically every time you are wearing pants, I made half of them. Think of me.

   
   So, I take it you don't work on shorts.
8. 2020-03-12 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #488
   

   Shep Proudfoot Houston
   lake travis has dead jedis in it.
9. 2020-03-12 at 10:53 AM UTC

   #489
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL So, I take it you don't work on shorts.

   
   ur a nerd, gramps. 🌹
10. 2020-03-12 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #490
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Shep Proudfoot lake travis has dead jedis in it.

    
    funny you mention that, I met up with this biker bitch and she told me she was swimming in lake travis with her friend and swam up on a dead body and she flipped out, i didn't believe her at the time but now that I know her better I do.
11. 2020-03-12 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #491
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL So, I take it you don't work on shorts.

    
    I do, but my work is extremely limited. -_-
12. 2020-03-12 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #492
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I do, but my work is extremely limited. -_-

    
    inb4 pants go out of style, everyone is wearing shorts, and you are out of a job.
13. 2020-03-12 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #493
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace inb4 pants go out of style, everyone is wearing shorts, and you are out of a job.

    
    Little did you know, I'm cross-trained to work with the top half of the pants, I just never have to do it because I'm so fucking amazing at pumping out bottom halves that they prefer me there.
14. 2020-03-12 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #494
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace inb4 pants go out of style, everyone is wearing shorts, and you are out of a job.

    
    I'm British, I never wear shorts.
15. 2020-03-12 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #495
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
16. 2020-03-12 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #496
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace inb4 pants go out of style, everyone is wearing shorts, and you are out of a job.

    
    men will wear skirt in the near future.
    
    mandatory.
17. 2020-03-12 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #497
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny men will wear skirt in the near future.
    
    mandatory.

    
    Only over my head.
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    • tee hee hee
18. 2020-03-12 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #498
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only over my head.

    
    Yeah so the guys raping you wont let you see who they are while they take pictures
19. 2020-03-12 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #499
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Saucy.
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    • tee hee hee
20. 2020-03-12 at 6 PM UTC

    #500
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only over my head.

    
    implying your still rapeable.