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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Since §m£ÂgØL is taking too long to tell me a story i will tell a story instead. Back in the day of the Vikings it was not uncommon to leave unwanted children(Infants) out in the forest to die of exposure. If the family could not provide for the child for instance they thought it better to just let it die.

    There is a legend in Iceland about a young woman who had a child out of wedlock. And since she did not have the means to care for that child she left it to die. And so it did. The story goes that later she is invited to a ball, or festival or some such, where she hopes to meet a suitor, however since she is poor she doesn't have anything nice to wear to go to the ball. As she mulls over this the spirit of the child she left to die appears to her, and the child offers her burial shroud to the woman to wear to the ball.

    What a considerate ghost. Through some strange series of events this story was recorded as a poem by the name of Móðir mín í kví kví. Even stranger, over time this turned into a lullaby. Which you can listen to if you'd like.



    IDK what the video is all about, but it has a cute girl walking naked through the forest at 1:47 so that's nice at least.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Since §m£ÂgØL is taking too long to tell me a story i will tell a story instead. Back in the day of the Vikings it was not uncommon to leave unwanted children(Infants) out in the forest to die of exposure. If the family could not provide for the child for instance they thought it better to just let it die.

    There is a legend in Iceland about a young woman who had a child out of wedlock. And since she did not have the means to care for that child she left it to die. And so it did. The story goes that later she is invited to a ball, or festival or some such, where she hopes to meet a suitor, however since she is poor she doesn't have anything nice to wear to go to the ball. As she mulls over this the spirit of the child she left to die appears to her, and the child offers her burial shroud to the woman to wear to the ball.

    What a considerate ghost. Through some strange series of events this story was recorded as a poem by the name of Móðir mín í kví kví. Even stranger, over time this turned into a lullaby. Which you can listen to if you'd like.



    IDK what the video is all about, but it has a cute girl walking naked through the forest at 1:47 so that's nice at least.

    We have something similar in North America.

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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    SANDY CLAWS
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I've been sipping bloody Mary's all day. My gf told me; help me get undressed, i'm going to take a nap. So i told her sure, i helped her with her shirt and her jeans and then i turned her around and pulled down her pantsu. She said what are you doing? I said, i'm gonna fuck you. She said, but i'm going to take a nap. So i told her maybe i'll fuck you when you're asleep then. She said: Lol why? I said; Because it seems fun. She said no lol, after the nap. I said fine, but in return i require an offering of one loli to be fucked, for the debt you owe me. She said, lmao, alright. So i gave her a kiss and told her, now it's official. There's no turning back. She sid; What happens if i do? I told her i'll make your life hell because i am the God of this world. She said yes, you're the God of this world babe, and i promise you'll get a loli. God damn right i am the God of this world.

    Haha, i have issues.
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    "Sophie" = pedophile
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie I've been sipping bloody Mary's all day. My gf told me; help me get undressed, i'm going to take a nap. So i told her sure, i helped her with her shirt and her jeans and then i turned her around and pulled down her pantsu. She said what are you doing? I said, i'm gonna fuck you. She said, but i'm going to take a nap. So i told her maybe i'll fuck you when you're asleep then. She said: Lol why? I said; Because it seems fun. She said no lol, after the nap. I said fine, but in return i require an offering of one loli to be fucked, for the debt you owe me. She said, lmao, alright. So i gave her a kiss and told her, now it's official. There's no turning back. She sid; What happens if i do? I told her i'll make your life hell because i am the God of this world. She said yes, you're the God of this world babe, and i promise you'll get a loli. God damn right i am the God of this world.

    Haha, i have issues.

    Your girlfriend sounds fat
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Get me pregnant and you can fuck our newborn as often as you want. I love you babe."
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  8. Originally posted by mmQ "Get me pregnant and you can fuck our newborn as often as you want. I love you babe."

    True love
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol oh Mary 🙃
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    figured Ide find you here
  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    What does the thumbtack mean?
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    pinned thread, will always be at the top of the list if you look at the BLTC forum
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    P E T R O D O L L A R
    I S
    K I L L
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra P E T R O D O L L A R
    I S
    K I L L

    We recession nao
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra P E T R O D O L L A R
    I S
    K I L L

    I already drank all my booze otherwise i'd have a drink to celebrate.
  17. Originally posted by ORACLE "Sophie" = pedophile

    In related news, the sky is blue.
  18. Originally posted by aldra

    Classic
  19. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Sophie What does it mean to be a scythe?

    good question. possibly have a psychic connection with it...be one with it, therefore become it. maybe i'm shapeshifter? did you ever consider that? everyone can be something...if they really set their mind to it.

    i see in my visions that you are a rugged hill afar with a single oak tree on it...or perhaps you are the tree. my visions are not 100% accurate.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dregs good question. possibly have a psychic connection with it…be one with it, therefore become it. maybe i'm shapeshifter? did you ever consider that? everyone can be something…if they really set their mind to it.

    i see in my visions that you are a rugged hill afar with a single oak tree on it…or perhaps you are the tree. my visions are not 100% accurate.

    An ancient oak tree of wisdom on a beautiful mountain. That is where my roots lie.

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