The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-06 at 9:22 AM UTC

   #701
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I might buy an axe.
2. 2020-03-06 at 9:30 AM UTC

   #702
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by aldra I might buy an axe.

   
   Body spray?
3. 2020-03-06 at 9:32 AM UTC

   #703
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Ask Body Spray
4. 2020-03-06 at 9:35 AM UTC

   #704
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by gadzooks Body spray?

   
   cannibal silverware
5. 2020-03-06 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #705
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Spoon on the left of the plate, fork, knife, and hatchet on the right.
6. 2020-03-07 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #706
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra I might buy an axe.

   
   Got a fireplace? Inside or out? I mean having an axe is nice, but it's even nicer if you can use it as well. Unless you plan to chop people in half, that'll do too.
7. 2020-03-07 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #707
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Got a new orleans bitch and man that pussy voodoo
8. 2020-03-07 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #708
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   thought i was fuckin her yeah yeah woke up it was just a dream
9. 2020-03-07 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #709
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   i dont do drugs anymore i just drink coffee until I start jittering
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
   • Sudo
10. 2020-03-07 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #710
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Got a fireplace? Inside or out? I mean having an axe is nice, but it's even nicer if you can use it as well. Unless you plan to chop people in half, that'll do too.

    
    Machete is cooler.
11. 2020-03-07 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #711
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    I rather have or be a scythe
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
12. 2020-03-07 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #712
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Dregs I rather have or be a scythe

    
    man you're a good poster
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Dregs
13. 2020-03-07 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #713
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What's up?
14. 2020-03-07 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #714
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Michael Myers What's up?

    
    Shut up faggot
15. 2020-03-07 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #715
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Dregs I rather have or be a scythe

    
    What does it mean to be a scythe?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Dregs
16. 2020-03-07 at 11:53 PM UTC

    #716
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie What does it mean to be a scythe?

    
    Ask a scythe.
17. 2020-03-07 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #717
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Ask a scythe.

    
    I don't have one handy...
18. 2020-03-08 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #718
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I don't have one handy…

    
    Well then you wouldn't understand
19. 2020-03-08 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #719
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Well then you wouldn't understand

    
    I guess i'll never know.
    
    I'm bored §m£ÂgØL, tell me a story.
20. 2020-03-08 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #720
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut up faggot

    
    Make me, faggot.