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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo A Lost Damascus Rogue Agent

    I guess they don't all have to be explicitly sexual.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra Grimacing As Dad Zones Out Opening Kelly's Sphincter

    Oh, and I totally pictured some kind of Married With Children erotic fanfic, btw.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh, and I totally pictured some kind of Married With Children erotic fanfic, btw.

    Go on...
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Dont . My family is offended.

    did I draw their crest wrong



    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh, and I totally pictured some kind of Married With Children erotic fanfic, btw.

    there's a porno parody
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Go on…

    Actually, incidentally, I've gotten all kinds of weird brother and sister incest vibes from that show... Not so much Al and Kelly.

    Bud and Kelly, tho...

    I swear there is some kind of intentional underlying subtext there that is left to the imagination of the viewer.

    My imagination ran wild.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine when Kelly and peggy are asleep and Ted is downstairs watching his shows with his hand down his pants and Bud silently comes down and sits next to him on the couch and just sort of nonchalantly puts his own hand down his dad's pants and Ted doesn't even really notice until he realizes he has a massive erection and its because of Bud stroking him off while they watch infomercials and then he cums in his pants and that family dog walks into the scene and licks it all up.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Imagine when Kelly and peggy are asleep and Ted is downstairs watching his shows with his hand down his pants and Bud silently comes down and sits next to him on the couch and just sort of nonchalantly puts his own hand down his dad's pants and Ted doesn't even really notice until he realizes he has a massive erection and its because of Bud stroking him off while they watch infomercials and then he cums in his pants and that family dog walks into the scene and licks it all up.

    At what points does the laugh track play?

    Obviously after the dog-licking-cum scene... But are there any other points?
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Maybe they do the whole shocked "ooooohhhhh" recording.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks At what points does the laugh track play?

    Obviously after the dog-licking-cum scene… But are there any other points?

    The moment Bud slips the hand into dad's pants would be another good spot for one
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Maybe they do the whole shocked "ooooohhhhh" recording.

    I kind of like to envision the whole thing having no laugh track at all.

    There are youtube people that do that now by the way. Watching old shows without the laugh tracks. It makes them very uncomfortable and different
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or they could just do it like this...

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  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo you edited this and it still sucks

    No I didn't. Sounds like you're a little sensitive about being called a penis sucker bud.

    Oracle= Ovaries Rusty And Caustic Like Everythingabouther

    Pathetic.

    S(tupid), u(nfunny), d(esperate), o(verweight).
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gadzooks Or they could just do it like this…


    F L F M F F F A F O F
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Or they could just do it like this…


    1:01 is the best part.
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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235633381595066373


    spastic reality
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    this song is so beautiful lol



    update:

    it's the season for hedonism so i'm shelving my other plans for now and trying to fuck girls/party etc. I just jacked off for like 6 hrs on the ice lol. Work in the AM, I will be OK it's friday.

    girls just be fucking me up, i fell in love on accident again lol and was promptly let down. time to try 15 more gorls til I feel something again.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    oh yeah I forgot it's late as shit.
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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