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  1. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Forced cuddlings should be mandatory for registration.
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  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I heard they do that sometimes even if you didn't do anything

    They do. They go around in a fleet of execution vans kicking in doors at 3am and dragging out people who made a post criticizing the CCP terrorists. The vans are a one-stop-shop, where they pronounce you guilty, execute you, harvest and package your organs, all within an hour in the same van. Nobody knows where the people went.
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  4. Originally posted by CandyRein There is a secret playlist …I can’t believe I’m actually speaking in this …but….

    There is a secret playlist of songs by white people that all black people enjoy…

    We don’t know why these songs have been chosen but they are ..and we fuq with them

    I’m listening to one of the songs now …

    Are we talking about Barry Manilow and Rod Stewart??
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  5. Originally posted by Crispy Bradley is my bestfriend

    No, he's your bestest best friend.
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  6. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Whompy Woznys.
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  8. Originally posted by Fluttershy I hope lanny gets sent to federal prison where he is raped by 100000 niggers so he can feel the pain he inflicts on members of this site by enabling cyber bullying EVERY DAY!!!!!!

    That wouldn't exactly be a punishment for Lanny.
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  9. Maybe war is the answer, you know?
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  10. Originally posted by Crispy Darn

    May as well take up basket weaving right now and save some time.
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  11. The trades are paying huge money. Painting, drywall, roofing, woodworking, automotive, landscaping, they are desperate for workers and will pay big money. If you won't take advantage of this situation, you deserve everything you don't get.
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  13. This is actually worse than posting your supper. Congratulations.
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  14. Mrs. Chong: "Honey! The dog chops are ready!"
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  15. Also, if the government orders you to bow down to them, you should also refuse. The book of Daniel, chapter 3, recounts how three faithful men refused King Nebuchadnezzar's direct orders, yet were supported and saved by God:

    King Nebuchadnezzar made an image of gold, sixty cubits high and six cubits wide, and set it up on the plain of Dura in the province of Babylon. He then summoned the satraps, prefects, governors, advisers, treasurers, judges, magistrates and all the other provincial officials to come to the dedication of the image he had set up. So the satraps, prefects, governors, advisers, treasurers, judges, magistrates and all the other provincial officials assembled for the dedication of the image that King Nebuchadnezzar had set up, and they stood before it. Then the herald loudly proclaimed, “Nations and peoples of every language, this is what you are commanded to do: As soon as you hear the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp, pipe and all kinds of music, you must fall down and worship the image of gold that King Nebuchadnezzar has set up. Whoever does not fall down and worship will immediately be thrown into a blazing furnace.” Therefore, as soon as they heard the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp and all kinds of music, all the nations and peoples of every language fell down and worshiped the image of gold that King Nebuchadnezzar had set up.

    At this time some astrologers came forward and denounced the Jews. They said to King Nebuchadnezzar, “May the king live forever! Your Majesty has issued a decree that everyone who hears the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp, pipe and all kinds of music must fall down and worship the image of gold, and that whoever does not fall down and worship will be thrown into a blazing furnace. But there are some Jews whom you have set over the affairs of the province of Babylon, Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, who pay no attention to you, Your Majesty. They neither serve your gods nor worship the image of gold you have set up.”

    Furious with rage, Nebuchadnezzar summoned Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego. So these men were brought before the king, and Nebuchadnezzar said to them, “Is it true, Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, that you do not serve my gods or worship the image of gold I have set up? Now when you hear the sound of the horn, flute, zither, lyre, harp, pipe and all kinds of music, if you are ready to fall down and worship the image I made, very good. But if you do not worship it, you will be thrown immediately into a blazing furnace. Then what god will be able to rescue you from my hand?” Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego replied to him, “King Nebuchadnezzar, we do not need to defend ourselves before you in this matter. If we are thrown into the blazing furnace, the God we serve is able to deliver us from it, and he will deliver us from Your Majesty’s hand. But even if he does not, we want you to know, Your Majesty, that we will not serve your gods or worship the image of gold you have set up.”

    Then Nebuchadnezzar was furious with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, and his attitude toward them changed. He ordered the furnace heated seven times hotter than usual and commanded some of the strongest soldiers in his army to tie up Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and throw them into the blazing furnace. So these men, wearing their robes, trousers, turbans and other clothes, were bound and thrown into the blazing furnace. The king’s command was so urgent and the furnace so hot that the flames of the fire killed the soldiers who took up Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, and these three men, firmly tied, fell into the blazing furnace.

    Then King Nebuchadnezzar leaped to his feet in amazement and asked his advisers, “Weren’t there three men that we tied up and threw into the fire?” They replied, “Certainly, Your Majesty.” He said, “Look! I see four men walking around in the fire, unbound and unharmed, and the fourth looks like a son of the gods.” Nebuchadnezzar then approached the opening of the blazing furnace and shouted, “Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, servants of the Most High God, come out! Come here!” So Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego came out of the fire, and the satraps, prefects, governors and royal advisers crowded around them. They saw that the fire had not harmed their bodies, nor was a hair of their heads singed; their robes were not scorched, and there was no smell of fire on them. Then Nebuchadnezzar said, “Praise be to the God of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, who has sent his angel and rescued his servants! They trusted in him and defied the king’s command and were willing to give up their lives rather than serve or worship any god except their own God. Therefore I decree that the people of any nation or language who say anything against the God of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego be cut into pieces and their houses be turned into piles of rubble, for no other god can save in this way.” Then the king promoted Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego in the province of Babylon.
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  16. I'll post my face.

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  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Let's see your unredacted sex offender registration.

    Fired from 467 babysitting jobs, just so far.
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  18. Originally posted by Bradley Have you guys ever had your fortune told

    Very dangerous. It welcomes the demons in, and once they latch onto you, it's very tough to get rid of them. If you want to play, they're there to accommodate. It's like the vampire. It can tap on the window all day long, but it can't get in unless you welcome it in through the front door.
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  19. Blacky McBlacky
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  20. Sooo... a policeman, a bodybuilder, a pool cleaner, and a milk man?
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