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  1. This cold, empty house is so quiet, now she's gone
    The dust accumulates into mountains on the ground
    My papers piled on the steps, her flowers all have died
    I'm searching everywhere for someone I'll never find

    The haunting never fades, laughter's gone away
    It's too late, when you've lost your soul
    I left her everything, she only left my ring
    My world is darker now than the blackest crow

    Shadows fill this place, she's been away so long
    The wallpaper leaves a stain where pictures once belonged
    You'd think I would have known something was going on
    Her kisses were so cold, her loving touch withdrawn

    The haunting never fades, laughter's gone away
    It's too late, when you've lost your soul
    I left her everything, she only left my ring
    My world is darker now than the blackest crow
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  2. tl/dr
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  3. Originally posted by Landy Pamm See this is why you're really a dark soul piece of shit. You Will- this.
    we talked about your preachy Christian side turn insensitive prick

    I didn't realize a simple question was so horrible. My apologies.
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  4. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Like Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll?

    Same deal, simply tailored and updated to the current situation.
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  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I dreamt (dreamed) I had a flat tire, then when I got in my car this morning my low pressure light came on, all 4 tires were at 26psi (maybe due to the first "cold" morning of this season (50f)).

    COINCIDENCE OR TELETRANSPSYCHOSIS?

    Were you tired when you woke up?
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  6. Originally posted by Instigator Back in my day they were called woo-woo shows.

    Was the woo-woo preceded by the sound of a zipper?
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  7. Ends up, the Onion didn't actually buy InfoWars. When there's an appeal in effect, the assets cannot be sold or auctioned. The fascists just gleefully went ahead and jumped the gun and willfully plastered the headline they knew was false across the Internet. Just goes to prove what a bunch of truly sorry, sad sacks of worthless shit they really are.
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  8. Originally posted by Crispy I want to get companionship and understanding from someone, too baaaad

    There's your problem. Real love isn't about you, it's about somebody else.
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  9. Shepherd's Pie is better. Never met a shepherd I didn't like.
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  10. "Whenever it is that they are saying, 'Peace and security!' then sudden destruction is to be instantly on them, just like birth pains on a pregnant woman, and they will by no means escape." - 1 Thessalonians 5:3
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  11. In Canada, a lot of poor people become very depressed and suicidal around Christmas time, so they reach out to government help services, and the help services direct them to the MAID program, where they are offered an assisted suicide to end it all. If the person agrees, after much coaxing by the MAID official, the person is then immediately picked up and transported to the MAID lab, where the person is put to sleep that same day they called in. MAID, which is run by third-part providers, then bill the taxpayer for their services to the tune of $27,000 per client.
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  12. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep More than your mom but less than my self-esteem.

    I don't have a mother. I wasn't born. I'm like an orphan from the getgo.
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  13. Originally posted by Fonaplats With or without bones?

    I'd like to see a machine that can pull ALL the bones out of a human body in a single pull, leaving just a gelatinous mass on the floor.
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  14. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I hope the weed will outweigh these drinks.

    How much do the drinks weigh?
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  15. Originally posted by Crispy I wish the fbi would take me and put me in a facility and give me medications so i dont have to think, too bad

    Lay on your belly and we'll send someone around in about 10 minutes.
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  16. Pretty ironic to hear a BBS tyrant crying about an unjust ban.
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  17. Originally posted by shitty titty Kafka made me sigh up for a bunch of volunteer work and then killed herself.

    I can hear her chuckling from beyond the grave right now.
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  18. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i don't get it

    It's outside the O for Order, therefore anything goes.
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  19. Originally posted by Elbow i hope you all appreciate that the only reason trump won is because i did not allow myself for even a moment to believe he could. if my resolve had shaken for even a moment, truckloads of uncounted ballots in kamala's favor would have spontaneously materialized at polling stations across the united states. my long psychic vigil was quite literally the only thing separating MAGA from a thousand potential universes in which trump lost on the whim of a fickle god punishing me for believing i could predict the future.

    The "Costanza Method"?
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  20. Originally posted by Crispy Should i try that?

    You're already a 40-year-old fat man. That's the last thing you need.
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