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I got diagnosed with terminal throat cancer, today, which I could not be more thrilled about...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folx, Leaving this miserable world behind is something about which i have no doubts. 💖🌏✌️
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Semen is the cure for it, open up.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Semen is the cure for it, open up.

    And say ahhhhh!
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    Take CBD drops (tincture) under the tongue. The CBD is very good for healing cancerous tissues.
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Can I borrow $20?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator Can I borrow $20?

    How about a white oak end table, instead? American craftsmanship at its finest.
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    Maybe, we, as a group, could manage to get a life insurance policy on Wellhung, now having this inside knowledge of his fate.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    ☣️ the dh curse ☠️
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    Originally posted by Ghost ☣️ the dh curse ☠️

    Lanny will, of course, preside over the death.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lanny will, of course, preside over the death.

    What we do in life echoes in eternity
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    Mighest Houston
    If serious, that's shitty.

    Maybe try getting on disability.

    Build credit, Max out debt, life like there's no tomorrow?

    I'd blow through it all and try to die in debt.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Mighest If serious, that's shitty.

    Maybe try getting on disability.

    Build credit, Max out debt, life like there's no tomorrow?

    I'd blow through it all and try to die in debt.

    i'm already in debt lol
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    Originally posted by Ghost i'm already in debt lol

    Great! Saves time! Then you only need to die, at this point!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Great! Saves time! Then you only need to die, at this point!

    Feed any honkers, lately? I know you've been seeing them in parking lots around town, lately.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost i'm already in debt lol

    Im in more debt than u! It's fun not paying debts. The system does its best to fuck us over... so we need to fight back. Fight for our rights, dawg.
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    Mighest Houston
    Originally posted by Ghost i'm already in debt lol

    Can you go more into debt?
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    Originally posted by Mighest Can you go more into debt?

    He's already well exceeded the value of his soul.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Great! Saves time! Then you only need to die, at this point!

    But I don't even get to have fun first, and i'm already suffering. I'm going into soul debt by existing from my suffering. I think dying is the hardest part BUT SUICIDE IS PAINLESS DAA NANAA
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    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Well I guess this is GUDBIE wellhung.
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    Originally posted by Ghost I think dying is the hardest part…

    Dying is easy, it's the living that's hard.
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