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  1. More specifically, the wooing part.
  2. Originally posted by frala No I was obviously kidding.

    Alright. Please describe, in detail, how Lanny courted you.
  3. Originally posted by frala This is exactly how Lanny and I ended up together and we are pretty happy.

    Lanny harassed you for months??
  4. I picture everyone in their underwear.
  5. Originally posted by WellHung Keep everything simple, Speckles. Live each day as tho it's your last. 💖

    Exactly.
  6. pics of the tit or it nvr happnd
  7. You just roll with the punches and man up, just like any other day. No need to overthink it.
  8. "Its a woman's choice how she treats her body. Now inject this experimental concoction into your bloodstream, or else." ~ The Democrats
  9. Democrats: My body, my choice.

    Also Democrats: Your body, my choice.
  10. Originally posted by Technologist Are you really this fucking dumb? Do you know nothing about the Supreme Court?

    See, it’s idiots like you that are helping ruin our democracy. You don’t know you’re doing it, but ya are. You bitch about prices, but don’t look into what causes them. It must be Joe Biden because he is president 🥴. Der Der. My car won’t start, it’s Joe Biden’s fault🥴

    You are a complete idiot. Are you voting in the primary today? If not SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    You sure didn't have a problem blaming Trump for everything though, eh, hypocrite?
  11. Originally posted by Rape Monster Big deal, so do i

    Corn and all, eh?
  12. He also literally shits his pants in a room full of people, and people start sniffing the air and looking around with wide eyes, wondering who it is.
  13. Originally posted by Kafka I approached about seven chavs by myself saying they weren’t gonna hit my friend and I’d fight whoever. They backed off.

    Chads do the exact same thing.
  14. The murder weapon of choice for women is poison. In your oatmeal, in your pancakes, in your coffee...
  15. Originally posted by aldra how would you characterise my 'mental health issues', wellhung?

    Alleged mental health issues.
  16. Somebody should open up a new one called TWEETER.
  17. Very first thing Trump did when he started rallying in 2015 was tell the story of the Old Woman and the Snake. He told it again after he won.

    There once was a tender-hearted woman who rescued a poor, half-frozen snake from near death in the winter cold. “Take me in, oh tender woman,” the snake cries out. “Take me in, for heaven’s sake.”

    So the tender-hearted woman takes the snake into her own home, warms it by the fire and feeds it milk and honey: “If I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died.” But instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite.

    “I saved you,” cried the woman. “And you’ve bitten me, but why? You know your bite is poisonous, and now I’m going to die.” “Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin. “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”
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