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  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and trash bags to line the duffy bag so that bloods dont seep out of it.

    How about a shovel?
  2. In Britain and Canada, the loonies now have the keys to the asylum.
  3. A confused cannibal.
  4. It's not like you're demanding the user's firstborn child as collateral to post nicely or anything.
  5. The ability to post should require nothing less than fingerprints and anal swabs.
  6. Originally posted by smokemon I don't understand why the moon never shows us its backside.
    Surely by now it should have shown us the booty.
    So as it turns it's perfectly synchronized with the earth?
    Get outta town.

    No other moon in the observable universe does this. That's how you know it's really an alien substation.
  7. Originally posted by Lodger Free The vultures will eat well!

    All hail the vultures.
  8. Originally posted by Kafka I'm thinking about meeting him in a safe place just to see what it's like, apart from the obsessive stuff I think we could be a good match, if he is on the spectrum, and he seemed intelligent. I will try to gather more info about him just in case, and I'll leave his contact details with someone just in case he does kill me.

    You should bring a duffle bag that's about your size to the date and save him some trouble.
  9. Originally posted by mmQ What do you think it's making me think of right now?

    What do you think I think it's making you think?
  10. Originally posted by Lodger Free Where is the eagle?

    Th scorpion was originally riding the eagle, but bit it and it died, falling onto the back of the frog.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ It even has a little canary top hat. Why is it there?

    It's there to make you think.
  12. *feds enter thread*
  13. Originally posted by mmQ What's that thing laying on the ground?

    An upside down yellow canary.
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Smoking on my last break had an easy day my managers are all taking notes and staring at me lol I played hooky yesterday. They are all on OT today and clearly have nothing better to do than watch me

    I'm not that interesting so I don't get it. They don't watch other people I think they are trying to inttimidate me

    You are being analyzed, assessed, and documented, like a particularly strange bug under a microscope.
  15. Actually, we have many therapists on the member list.
  16. Aldra has been begging for one of you to kill him for years. Nobody stepped forward. Now, you complain he's alive.
  17. Originally posted by Lodger Free The penis doesn't shrink, it just recedes 😢

    Like an old turtle.
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