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2022-06-26 at 6:59 PM UTC in How to import smart users?
"Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take"
Not gonna wake up today
They've pulled my plug, the picture fades
And as my body decays, mold begins to fill my grave
The smell of death permeates the silk within my coffin lays
Go to Hell!
As they bury me now, six feet, there my body lies
Still feel like I'm going down, I hear a distant wailing cry
God! Something must've gone wrong!
And much too late I realize
Go to Hell!
I saw my funeral that day
I know who didn't show to mourn
My judgement was life in Hell, pillars of pain and thorns!
My only friend is The Goat, with 666 between his horns
Go to Hell!
Place all your trust here in me, rest assured, these things I know
And as Charon sails the sea, your journey, too, shall end below
Ah, yes, you're all sitting ducks!
It's true, you reap what you sow
Go to Hell!
Now I lay me down to sleep
Blah, blah, blah, my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I'll go to Hell for Heaven's sake -
2022-06-25 at 11:54 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks"A new WiFi device just popped up on my phone. It says MISSILE_321".
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2022-06-25 at 11:48 PM UTC in Official Totse Suicide HelplineShew mee yoo paypas, comrade.
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2022-06-25 at 6:32 PM UTC in the world is a joke and i don't know how much longer i'm willing to tolerate itDon't be a quitter. Be a fighter. Much more satisfying.
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2022-06-25 at 6:31 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksThat missile was absolutely hacked.
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2022-06-25 at 5:56 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsI wonder how stupid someone would be if they only had a single brain cell. I'd imagine you'd have to do things in order, one by one.
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2022-06-25 at 5:39 PM UTC in Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.
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2022-06-25 at 1:14 PM UTC in Official Totse Suicide Helpline
Originally posted by Sophie Not only are you crippled you are so old you probably have Parkinson's. I wouldn't be worried if you were aiming a pistol or even a rifle at me. You'd miss anyway. If you go prone, you will probably hit me if you got a tripod, bipod, monopod. Fortunately i'd just run around you. Because your old ass won't be getting up anytime soon. And then i might take a leisurely stroll up to you from behind, make sure my gun is holstered and beat you to death with a rock. Nigger.
If he somehow got a cane in hand, you'd be finished. -
2022-06-25 at 3:44 AM UTC in Went on a work trip, came back with covidThere's no actual test for coronaviruses.
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2022-06-25 at 3:42 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-06-25 at 3:41 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
Originally posted by Donald Trump
In case it wasn't already obvious, Biden actually works for the GOP. We golf together. He's a pretty cool dude. He just pretends to be the corrupt senile pedophile in order to infiltrate the opposition to undermine them from the inside so that we can enact the MAGA agenda. 2024 baby!
Shitting his pants is a nice touch. -
2022-06-25 at 3:39 AM UTC in Weak Americans complain about normal temperatures
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2022-06-24 at 10:24 PM UTC in What happens next?I don't know, but Fluffybun should end up in a suitcase in the closet.
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2022-06-24 at 10:23 PM UTC in Weak Americans complain about normal temperatures
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2022-06-24 at 10:20 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by mmQ I think most people can survive shootings if they're not shot in a part of their body that causes them to internally or externally bleed to death before proper medical services can be rendered.
Ninety percent of people shot don't actually die of their injuries, they die of shock. Same with deer, moose, rabbits, all kinds of game animals. -
2022-06-24 at 7:46 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
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2022-06-24 at 7:42 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
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2022-06-24 at 7:39 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
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2022-06-24 at 7:38 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sThrowing people out of helicopters actually does seem inviting.
