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  1. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Somebody cut her head off and then sewed it back on?
  2. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders So they can hire him on?

    Don't forget Legal dpt as well

    I hear active shooters are making good money these days.
  3. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders That's called Tier Two Tech Support

    What's even worse is customer care for customer care for customer care. Too much caring!
  4. Originally posted by Rape Monster I just need to be handed an automatic weapon and given a fat line of meth and set loose in a crowded mall

    Forwarded to the FBI human resources department.
  5. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Not the ones Ted Gunderson warned us about

    They claim he was outdated and a homophobe

    You had to know that anyone on the original Totse BBS is a spook.
  6. Trying being customer care for customer care. It's murder.
  7. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders How did you manage to create a user account with no responding correspondence in private message

    I'm tricky like that.
  8. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Dude you fucked up. Hungwell. You posted the second I clicked Post


    Fucking NetB glowNig ^. That's like the third time now

    No fucking way

    It wasn't "the second" you posted. The timestamp clearly shows a two-minute gap. You losing your marbles or something? Sold the farm? One card short of a full deck?
  9. Astral engines in reverse
    I'm falling through the universe again
    Down among a dead man's vision
    Faded dreams and nuclear fission span

    The strings of theory are holding up the race
    The puppets falling to the ground
    The love I feel as I fly endlessly through space
    Lost in time I wonder, will my ship be found?

    On this sinking ship I travel
    Faster than the speed of light
    Not so supernova burns
    The black holes turn and fade from sight

    The strings of fear hide in the human race
    The answers buried underground
    The love I feel as I fly endlessly through space
    Lost in time I wonder, will my ship be found?

    And very soon, the bomber's moon will show us light
    And as we crash, we'll pray and kiss and say goodnight
    Goodnight
    Goodnight
  10. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders If he was serious it would make Lanny front page for not reacting.


    Unlike totse where his FBI buddies just came and erased history including on archive waybackmachine

    Hey. FBI buddies are people, too.
  11. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Depends on which way you can function better

    Disfunction better.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ What's the point of an empty house?

    What are you insinuating?

    Ohhhh...
  13. Originally posted by aldra wariat's origin story


    Half the population: I WANT that dog.
  14. "Please report to the castration booth closest to you by 5pm Friday."

    "What do they do with the bags of dicks??"

    "They feed them to the pigs."
  15. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The first death is for the good. The second death is for the evil. They will dye but be conscious and tormented and beg for death again but it won't come.

    No, the ones who get the second death are completely deleted from the timeline, past, present and future. They don't suffer or anything, because the point isn't to make them suffer for what they've done, just make them pay the bill that's due. "Hell", "Gehenna", and "Sheol" are merely figurative of the complete destruction of the person.
  16. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Exactly. Would you like to schedule for a pucker waxing, Sir?

    I never liked stirrups.
  17. Originally posted by Xalaxar666 Death

    There's no such thing as death, yet. Real death is the "second death", and no human has been subjected to that to date, not even Judas Iscariot. If your real death was to come, even after you sleep, you would be forever extinguished from the matrix. For now, once you're in the matrix, even if you die, you're still really there, and you can easily be restored back in an instant, using the proper technology and hardware and knowhow. Once you're born, once you enter the timestream, there's no killing you. Asleep in the first death or alive, you exist in the past, even though the past is past, and can be plucked out and returned to the present at any time.
  18. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders No, she works the front desk.

    That would mean she also handles returns, refunds and problem issues.
  19. Being buried under the floorboards is best, because some day, someone is going to find you, like an Easter egg.
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