Official Totse Suicide Helpline

1. 2022-06-20 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #41
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Didn't ask and didn't tell

   
   yea but it still shows
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
2. 2022-06-20 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea but it still shows

   
   show me ur penis
3. 2022-06-20 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #43
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Hello I would like to do a suicide tonight and would like directions please
   
   I am serious

   
   
   "You've reached NiS Customer Service Suicide Department. Please hold the line and listen to a loop of the opening theme to Fresh Prince of Bel Air until an agent becomes available."
4. 2022-06-20 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "You've reached NiS Customer Service Suicide Department. Please hold the line and listen to a loop of the opening theme to Fresh Prince of Bel Air until an agent becomes available."

   
   Fresh prints of ball hair
   
   Lemme suck your meat gramps
5. 2022-06-21 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I did that recently. Walked off what I thought was a curb was a 5 foot drop. Landed 1 knee into the pavement, to stand up and see a truck coming at me. It was dark a group of step roads that are like switchbacks.
   
   
   I just walked it off. Stunned but embarrassed. It was lit were I was walking but pitch black on the drop

   
   No you didn't Paul Wozny. I've seen you, you are so fucking fat that any fall greater than a pick up's tailgate would likely push california into the ocean.
6. 2022-06-21 at 10:02 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley No you didn't Paul Wozny. I've seen you, you are so fucking fat that any fall greater than a pick up's tailgate would likely push california into the ocean.

   
   I'll take a photo of that area the next time I deliver n that area.
7. 2022-06-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nobody can swing a cane better.

   
   I still have that cane in the attic if you ever want to meet it personally.
8. 2022-06-25 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker For pedo turd you don't know shit about me if you think I'm crippled.

   
   Not only are you crippled you are so old you probably have Parkinson's. I wouldn't be worried if you were aiming a pistol or even a rifle at me. You'd miss anyway. If you go prone, you will probably hit me if you got a tripod, bipod, monopod. Fortunately i'd just run around you. Because your old ass won't be getting up anytime soon. And then i might take a leisurely stroll up to you from behind, make sure my gun is holstered and beat you to death with a rock. Nigger.
9. 2022-06-25 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #49
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Not only are you crippled you are so old you probably have Parkinson's. I wouldn't be worried if you were aiming a pistol or even a rifle at me. You'd miss anyway. If you go prone, you will probably hit me if you got a tripod, bipod, monopod. Fortunately i'd just run around you. Because your old ass won't be getting up anytime soon. And then i might take a leisurely stroll up to you from behind, make sure my gun is holstered and beat you to death with a rock. Nigger.

   
   If he somehow got a cane in hand, you'd be finished.
10. 2022-06-25 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #50
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no true at all.
    
    suicide is the permanent solution to recurring problems, as statistics indicate.

    
    This is actually the first factual statement that I’ve seen you make
    
    kudos little guy
11. 2022-06-25 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster show me ur penis

    
    show me your anus
12. 2022-06-25 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Show me your papers.
13. 2022-06-25 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #53
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Shew mee yoo paypas, comrade.