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Poll: Would Kafka benefit from meeting me in a public bathroom in Miami (at first)?

Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.

  1. Kafka sweaty
    It'd be so weird though to be buried underground in a house instead of a coffin.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I dreamt I was in my dad's house in the countryside, it was dark and there were cobwebs everywhere, it felt like being in a coffin. It felt like it was my dad's nightmare from the grave.

    I can't believe you're the reason your dad killed himself.
  3. Being buried under the floorboards is best, because some day, someone is going to find you, like an Easter egg.
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I hid my diary under the floorboards in my mum’s house.
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka I hid my diary under the floorboards in my mum’s house.

    that's where Mik is going to stash ur remains, too
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster that's where Mik is going to stash ur remains, too

    He said he'd feed them to pigs.
  7. Xalaxar666 Houston
    feeding a person to a pig and making ground pork would be cool
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I would consider eating pork again if the pig had fed on my ops.
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