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  1. Wozny Womanizing
  2. Mmmwigger
  3. I would demand a FULL refund.
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sheep eggs

    Sheep eggs are naturally brown, not white, aren't they?
  5. Feathers were ruffled.
  6. An egg a day keeps the doctor away.
  7. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina any part you pay me tk grasp, daddy.

    Wow. You're the under-lover. The "bottom".
  8. Originally posted by Bradley I didn't have a dad, I just had my mom's boyfriend.

    "Had"? Like in the biblical sense?
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Even though I don't need or desire "being liked" (as opposed to licked), I just had a call a few mins ago from a long time pal, saying how much he's going to miss me when I move to Kansas in the new year.

    Naturally I returned the favor and said "Samsies".

    A confident and charismatic personality doesn't need to "try" to be liked, they just are.

    Alright. You have one friend.
  10. Originally posted by Crispy Ill rub them for you

    TMI
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not true, I couldn't give a fuck about other humans wanting or liking me.

    I'm British, we are raised to be strong independent black women who don't need no man.

    That stiff upper lip, eh?
  12. Originally posted by RisiR † That's also the face I make when I sit on my nutsack, which has happened multiple times.

    Always swing your hip forward once before sitting down.
  13. Originally posted by Crispy No ur just a pussy, lil pussy pants

    That didn't scare me, kid.
  14. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what do you have against the polish way of life

    Cowards who surrendered to Hitler.
  15. Originally posted by blackbird I was a borderline hiki with terrible social skills. Now I’m less so.

    Welcome to the hiki recovery group.
  16. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Those who win the wars; write history!

    Not quite. Those who win wars rewrite history.
  17. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina

    How about whiggers?
  18. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its not anatomically accurate

    Your arse and balls are reversed?? I didn't realize the Chinese were that different!
  19. He's probably just not adjusting to the pressure.
  20. Originally posted by Crispy Why cant you wipe all the memories

    The unwritten rules say no. Sorry. You must live with yourself.
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