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  1. Originally posted by Kafka How do you feel about that?

    I am unfeeling.
  2. Originally posted by infinityshock That's how men with mental disorders dress

    You're saying kafka has balls.
  3. There was a time when men couldn't even curse in front of a lady. Now they pull their dicks out in front of a lady.
  4. Mudders Day
  5. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina not developing ones.

    Quiet, pedo.
  6. Originally posted by Michael Myers The opposite, my friend! They have plastic surgery and inject stuff in their cocks to do that. They also do a lot of exercises to cause growth. I would never do that, I'm natural. I just have to accept what I have.

    Believe it or not, there's guys who go in to have theirs whittled down.
  7. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina without any protection.

    You think he's going to get pregnant?
  8. DarkGrunter
  9. Originally posted by Michael Myers Experienced women say 5.5 girth is ideal and less-experienced women say anywhere between 4.8 and 5 is ideal but I have more girth than that so I'm worried about that. Like I wouldn't want to hurt my partner or anything because that's whack and it would kill the fun for me. When I share a bed with someone I want us both to enjoy it, not just me. I wish I was smaller just to be safe, 6 x 4.5 sounds good to me. Above average length but average girth.

    Some guys go in to have theirs cut down to the preferred size.
  10. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina its all SOCs now.

    You can't hide your motherboard from me with fancy names.
  11. All pussies are wrinkled. That's a universal feature.
  12. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy no, her legs would just be raised up; pushing up on the luggage compartments.

    duh!

    I'd seat her on her back.
  13. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy not to mention two rows of seats on a plane

    She'd have to be sitting on her belly for that.
  14. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I wouldn't be surprised. knocked out the whole block last time.

    "Who's gonna believe you"

    I could also sign you up for 200,000 free empty FedEx boxes.
  15. Originally posted by frala Don’t forget to make a video guys

    You want to see that??
  16. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy so you admit you have been projecting the nonce you share with him

    Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.
  17. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I was sitting on the toilet and it just hit me. "Bag of shit… really? they'll think you bury your bags of shit like a cat does or a Bill Clinton does"

    i would of had that stewing all day, Mr Spec

    That shit needed to be addressed immediately.
  18. Originally posted by Narc You'll get arrested doing it that way speckles


    .

    Wariat doesn't seem to have any problems with it.
  19. And so ends the amazing legacy of the great HTS-n00b. That's all, folks. Please turn off the lights on your way out.
  20. Originally posted by Iron Ree pedophiles

    Minor Attracted Folks

    MAF
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