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  1. Originally posted by Fonaplats So am I right to assume the safest thing to do is to go with synthetic urine?
    Which means I should also go back to smoking my marijuana.

    Just ask your Dad or Mum... unless they're drug addicts, of course.
  2. So hiding nipples are fine for women, but men can't hide their dick and just show their balls. Seems unfair.
  3. Originally posted by Obbe Weed is legal though.

    HRs don't like to hire pot heads.
  4. Originally posted by Technologist Where I work we also have an occupational medicine side. I’m certified to do urine drug screens, hair drug screens, and breath alcohol tests.
    If a person is observed, the must pull their pants down to above their knees, and pull their shirt up above their waist, then rotate one time. The observer has to see the urine leave the body.

    Define "rotate", please.


  5. Kroz is literally starving to death in sub zero temps right now people. Even his cell phone died. Have a heart, you know?
  6. Originally posted by Antifa Member What's wrong with laughing at idiots? They voted for this lol. Small government. No taxes! Praise God.

    Enjoy eating canned beans for 3 days you Republican fucks ahahah.

    I only feel bad for the dems stuck out there in the cold :( thats unfair.

    How about the poor RINOs?
  7. Whatever happened to the old iron ball and chain setup?
  8. Kroz may have frozen to death last night.
  9. Millions of Texans with no power. They're starving and freezing to death, as we speak.
  10. This is what happens when some people forget their cell phone.
  11. Originally posted by Technologist Wrong. I perform drug screens all day long. If the employer wants an observed, we do an observed. Men with men, women with women. There are specific reasons for an observed with DOT employees. But, any employer can ask for an observed.

    Edit: employer

    Can men do women and women do men?
  12. Corn on the knob... amirite?
  13. Originally posted by rabbitweed⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you dont have to do any of that stuff. im a straight up faggot slut and will take any cock that shows up.

    Oh, rabbitweed________. You're so romantic.
  14. It's always a shock to the guy who gets his results back and finds out he not only passed his drug test, but he's pregnant.
  15. Originally posted by rabbitweed⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ or you could just fuck me in the ass and tell me how pretty i am

    Will there be flowers, dinner and a first kiss?
  16. Originally posted by aldra ask them to tickle your balls too

    Tickling the balls may affect the test result.
  17. The test you have to worry about is when they go in the bathroom with you and physically watch you hold your dick and piss out of it into the piss cup.

    Excuse me?? Where do you think you're going??

    To watch you piss.

    Oh, really??

    Yes, pull it out and piss, please.
  18. People usually use their mother's or their father's piss, or a family member's.
  19. It's better not to know precisely where the precipice is, because if you know exactly where it is, then you will risk standing on its very edge. Better you not know, that way you'll stay far away from it.
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