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2017-12-18 at 11:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Are you going to get a job and support your family who took you back in after you abandoned them for years or are you just going to go back to living off government assistance as soon as you have the opportunity to do so?
I'm still on government assistance.
I've accepted that I'm autistic and severely mentally ill, along with having asymmetrical (stunted or delayed, in some ways) development, along with personality variables, that led to this outcome.
I think I may genuinely be mildly psychopathic because it's possible my mother may not have that long to live and what naturally comes to mind is that this may be a positive outcome due to being a burden as well as seeing an early death as preferable for most human beings. More of daddy's money for me if there's one less person around to compete for it.
Southern California sucks. I want to go back to the bay area and live on my own. Well, if you live in or near a downtown area it might be alright. At least I found a dispensary with great deals nearby to act as a replacement for Purple Star and help alleviate my sleep problems.
I am planning on studying computer science/programming and aiming for a high paying job like Lanny did because I've accepted that I need to be able to support myself and receive more money. The Lanny route via the financial industry does have its appeal; my previous thoughts on what to do with my life were completely unrealistic given the state I was in. I wonder if Lanny considers himself a parasite, given what he enables, and if therefore I would still be viewed as one as well.
Career goal: High ROI parasitism.
So I'll probably remain on SSI for 4 years and receive a tuition waiver along with a higher acceptance rate status while going to school full time.
Hey, at least I'm planning to get off it and finally do something with my life. I also don't view the financial industry as unequivocally parasitic.
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2017-12-16 at 6:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Sophie I was considering it but i decided that because you planned to make a thread i would wait it out.
What happened?
Maybeit just seems more hilarious to me than it should be. You can be the judge.
I was out delivering cookies to my peoples, and one guy hops in the car, and it becomes apparent he doesn't have cash. Im like "Dude I really gotta go. I wasted all this gas to come down here, and I was supposed to be downtown 15 min ago." And he says "HOLD ON MAN hold on hold on.... You said let you know If I got anything good, right?" And im thinking "Yeah another ipad or a watch or something is always cool". And he starts unwrapping a shirt that he pulled out of his backpack, and then he just lays it in between us.
I lean over, and switch on the map light. "Where is it?" I ask. I assume since he wrapped it so safely, mustve been something expensive or fragile. I start looking between the seats to see if it dropped somewhere. "What you mean?" he says... "I know youve seen Home Alone."
wut. wut. WUT.
"WUT THE FUUUUUUUCK are you talking about?" I query, loudly?
He gestures. "Thats McCauly Culkin's sweater from the movie, bro".
:appropriate meme face:
He starts trying to pull up google pictures on his phone. "Dude this would be worth like $5000 at an auction easy. Especially this time of year you know? Its a Christmas movie?"
Im pretty speechless, but I finally convey that I dont have a ton of information as to the long term outlook on the appreciation/depreciation of McCauly Culkin sweatshirts, so I drop him off and head home.
In retrospect, I feel like I shouldve given him something just so I could create a sort of "Hall of Fame" of things people have tried to trade. Just a big glass frame with "Kevin McAllister's sweatshirt from Hole Alone" in quotation marks, and the value traded for below.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-15 at 9 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-12-15T21:04:36.306602+00:00
Happy Holidays 2 da real ones.
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2017-12-09 at 6:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!But that being said, no johns: I lost because I'm not good. I'm still working on it. And therein lies the fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-03 at 1:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Well, just spoke to my father for the first time in 9 years. He's coming to see me tomorrow. Takes surprisingly less time to drive up here than I thought. He wasn't angry like I feared, he said he misses and loves me and sounded like he was tearing up at times. That was surprisingly depressing, guess I'm more human than I thought.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-02 at 8:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-11-29 at 1:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-28 at 6:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-22 at 2:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Hydromorphone, I'm sorry I looked down on you. There has to come a time in your life when you look around and realize that you cannot judge another person. You can never know what another person has been through just by looking at them and I've only seen you one time on camera and as we know Tinychat is very low resolution. You can never judge a book by a cover at least that's what my dad used to say, before we became estranged, but that's another story entirely. Well actually I'll just start telling you. We've always but it has ever since I was a kid, I always felt a little bit judged by him or like he was going to go off at any second. I guess I can see a little bit of that in myself as I get older. Call me so I can make it juicy for you. When I was younger I would always say that I would never be like that but as you should know by now none of that really matters. I probably became worse overall but I feel like I am well on the Road to Redemption, not to toot my own horn. But anyway I never should have made fun of you for your long pointless dramatic posts like I did. It just wasn't right of me. The fact that you sucked §m£ÂgØL's dick when he was at his sexual prime shouldn't bother me. It shouldn't bother anyone, even someone looking to make you a romantic partner over the internet. If anything, that means it would be a sure thing that they would get a blowjob immediately. But what I'm trying to say is I appreciate all of you here, Captain Indian, you bring a great sense of Joy To The Forum and you inspire all of us to attempt to get rich or at least to portray ourselves as so. Mash Le Hash, you inspire me 2 thank God for my blessings. But anyway, Hydro, what happened between you and Fargo shouldn't divide us like it has, even though I've never liked you and I always hated reading your posts for the past 5 years at least. I really think that we should unify, after all they're only 20 of us left if that, actively posting on here, so I don't want you to have the wrong idea about the things that I used to say that you never read, because you were too busy writing shit like this, but essentially you need to take a long look in the mirror and see that you are the common denominator in all of your toxic problems, but I know you never will, and even 1337 is vehemently denying you like the Apostle Paul. I think that I would have to do the same, honestly once I realized that the fact that you don't know how to use paragraphs and you are old as hell, really solidifies the fact that it would be a bad decision to change my geographical location to have sex, though some might argue, well you are basically the person who talks about that the most, I would say it is not as a cautionary tale nor as bragging rights, but merely a sharing of my human experience, which despite not being so at the time, is a really dope set of memories to reminisce upon, if only because one knows they learned from them. Everything is forgivable if you can learn from it, and maybe everyone doesn't understand that because it's actually not necessarily true for everybody LOL. I was just thinking about myself and not thinking about others like Jesus taught me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-15 at 1:20 PM UTC in What are your top 5 favourite drugs?1. Dylan
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2017-11-09 at 11:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Bought a buncha books with my poker money.
I Ching
Dune
Neuromancer
Cat's Cradle
World Without EndThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-06 at 3:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I didn't have a trainer with me tonight, and I did pretty damn good. Gets easier every day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-05 at 6:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I wasted $240 on some dances last night including a thru Tha pants handjob from a Xanned out mother of 3 but I just found out my credit card gave me $100 in rewards and I'm going to cash in my change jar so this never happened.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-03 at 4:15 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-11-02 at 6:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-01 at 11:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-31 at 3:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix "I asked her if I could fart and she told me to go outside. I spread my cheeks and eased it out. It stank."
Lol! I was on track to being a homeless guy that had a meth comedown all night in a tree then first thing in the morning walked to the library and smoked a couple butts out of the ashtray, then a 300 lb black chick would walk by and I'd be like dammmnnn.. then follow her to the DVDs and spit gameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-10-30 at 10:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-24 at 2:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-10-19 at 3:51 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
