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2017-07-22 at 3:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't read
You do realize that not everything posted here is meant for you to read, do you? People post things aimed specifically at individuals or those who have an interest in the topic, or what you generally write.
What a fucking dumbass. At least you admit you aren't particularly intelligent, which you repeatedly display and isn't difficult at all to ascertain. Then you also repeatedly make the assumption that simply by making posts of a certain length, on certain matters, is nothing more than an attempt to portray an unwarranted sense of intelligence. Oh, what other reason could there be than to impress strangers on a message board who have no significant impact on your life.
You're like the retarded kid in a middle school class who has the most punchable face around, perpetually wearing a smirk and thinking he's clever when he makes idiotic comments ad nauseum, constantly presuming the motives of others based on what his own stunted mentality, putting down everyone because in your childish worldview everything revolves around how others perceive you.
"Hey, guys, I'm actually rich and retired at a young age, I own all these companies and have business connections, I travel and have done so many cool things in my life, I just bought the Land Rover I always wanted to add to my collection!"
"And despite all this you spend your time on niggasin.space shitposting embarrassingly lame memes and attempting to rile others up by repeating the same phrases over and over again because annoying others pleases your childish sense of humor?"
"Pfft, LOLOLOL, I was trolling you! Look at this guy taking it so seriously and getting angry!"
Falco, if you're ever in the bay area I am 100% serious about meeting up with you and beating the shit out of you. You can treat it as a joke and laugh off the possibility, simply agree to it so you can record the event or go there for your own amusement, to have a story to tell of meeting me IRL. I can see you attempting to go up to me amicably, with a smile on your face and reaching your hand out, never expecting that I would actually be serious, and that even if I was somewhat angry I would be readily disarmed, but I would simply tell you this: "We agreed to the terms and that there would be no backing out of this. I'm giving you 10 seconds to prepare and throw the first strike during that period or I'm beginning without your consent." Then you and anyone that tries to get in my way is getting knocked the fuck out.
If you're afraid of fighting me of all people, unarmed/barehanded, nothing else needs to be said. You are absolutely worthless and pathetic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-04 at 6:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIf you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.
If you're in the war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
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2017-06-23 at 2:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI'll leave and just spend my time on eBay buying everything.
It feels similar to being part of an online community. You get great dopamine rushs on great nights and you also have some trouble sometimes and then you can fight over shit. I got a storage full of closed packages because I just throw them in there. I have lots of fun researching items and comparing them and a good deal is like getting 5 Thanks on a post. Once it's bought I lose interest in most cases. Except for watches and entertainment stuff. Speakers and other home cinema shit.
I also creep on people and get a weird sensation from going through the various things they offer, imagining their lifes.
There's a couple that often offers some rare sneakers and one of them is either a dick-doctor or they are legit sickos. All kinds of medical tools and shackles and weird shit. Yea...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-14 at 8:41 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinDear cops:
You can read my license plate and registration sticker without shining your fucking high beams into my mirrors and blinding me at 4 in the fucking morning. Fucking quit it. Thanks!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-12 at 8:30 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinBABYMETAL performs with Judas Priest, what a time to be alive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD85aM0VQ3o
TBH, they aren't merely a gimmick, they actually rock pretty hard, and those girls have incredible choreography and energy. Genki, kawaii, moe, and a dash of kuro from the lead singer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-20 at 6:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionconfiguration lmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-20 at 2:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionmalice's new special interest is taco bellThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-19 at 1:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionYes. YES. I wish to be FILLED to the BRIM with tapeworms. I want them DRIPPING AND LEAKING out of my holes. ALL OF MY HOLES.
garbage pail brick yard cement nails nails
tools rust screws nuts industrial scales
bridge water metal hard support beam beam
hard hat steel toe duct tape steam
key-stroke keystone keylime pie
buttersworth jemima 4th of july
milk and honey milk and honey milk and honey; egg
frankincense frankincense the mannequein's legThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 2:45 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionWHERE'S MY TENDIES? WHERE ARE THEY? NEED 'EM. MY TENDIES. I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW. WHERE COULD THEY BE I NEED MY TENDIES TO BE HERE I LOVE MY TENDIES SHOW ME THE TENDIES!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-15 at 8:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ Now THIS GUY, Malice, THIS GUY is someone who literal provides NOTHING to the world and we'd be genuinely better off without him. He has zero value. Hacking up shit, coughing, dry heaving, puking, jacking off, moaning, all day long. Nothing else. I can't imagine a girl would ever be interested in something so fucking gross and undesirable.
You don't understand, his life is perfectly optimized.
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2016-12-14 at 9:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionGravity bongs get you fucked up, bruh
Oh, I had a thought yesterday: The vicarious experience of seeing others enjoy food on Food Wars is far greater than the ultimately underwhelming experience of eating in IRL. Other than satiating hunger, which, unfortunately, is currently physically impossible, I genuinely believe that it surpasses reality in all other ways.
Originally posted by reject Apparently the reason the job centre still pay me even tho I don't go or apply for jobs is cos the new system aint set up to look at peoples accounts or track what they are or aren't doing. So I can keep fucking about and still keep getting my moolah
That's pretty sweet man. I'd be pissed if I was required to do something like that for SSI. I've never really had to do a thing. I would flat out tell them that I'd rather be homeless than do ____ and that I didn't expect myself to live long, citing a statistic about the median life expectancy of autistics being 30 years below the general pop avg, and that I would likely end up dead soon.
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WHERE ARE THE TENDIES?!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-08 at 3:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by bling bling weall i do alto remember my forst time conbusting the weedly herb adn i did procure 1`2.5 pevent of an oz fromn an most uprighteous retailr adn did loaded o i dont even say iwt was 5000 micro grans into a custom built pipe tht was state of the art at thee time adn it did prodused the effect of widescreen vision
JUTS PIKD THIS YUP FRM THE DISPENSERY HOLDES ABUOT 54400 MICROGRAMS KUSH / 54889 MICROGRAM MIDS
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2016-12-04 at 5:14 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Of course mt. Shocking display liverpools defense had. Let it slip.
Who blows a 3-1 lead like that? Oh that's right the Cleveland Indians and the GS WarriorsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-12 at 1:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionThat fucking settles it. I'm going to begin an exercise regimen and take steroids to rapidly regain my strength and stamina, make new reinforced robes and modular signs, buy a portable speaker I can integrate into them and a microphone I hook into that for a makeshift loudspeaker, then this will mark the resurgence of the klansman. We're going to see appearances at multiple major events.
I want to play that song and request backup for protection and to further ruffle their jimmies with numbers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
