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Posts That Were Thanked by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad

  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Polish were born to do manual jobs. Wario's cave paintings prove this.
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  2. I took my 22 year old girlfriend out to dinner last night and everyone called me a sick fuck, really ruined our ten year anniversary.
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  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    anything pronounced incorrectly or with struggle or hesitation or dialect, even family expressions & especially idioms. if they smell like their family, that's wrong too.
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  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad 10 years before Viagra, wow

    Basically the Jurassic

    I’ve been around since AIDS started hitting the population, we still developed X-ray films, and there was no such thing as an MRI. CT was just becoming a “thing”.
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  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I called him a Nonce and he said that was "blasphemous". This just shows the limits of his grasp of English words and their meanings.

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  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ I kinda liked the cold shock. It gave me a weird boner.

    It didnt actually do that but I wanted it to.


    Got another story with that one. I was injecting a guy with x-ray “dye”. For most people they get a warm feeling, it actually feels like your peeing. Anyway, after I injected the guy, he kept grinning. He asked if he could take a bottle of it home. I asked why, but he was snickering and didn’t want to tell me. Finally he told me. He said it gave him a hard on. This was before viagra😂😂😂
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Joseph R. Biden Jr, 46th President of the United States of America Well you're gonna love mmQ's penis

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  8. Originally posted by Technologist I prefer worms to butterflies!

    Well you're gonna love mmQ's penis
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  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Show her your dishwashing skills m8
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  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Wait a second, aren't you homophobic?

    No, I think it's hilarious that a democracy-hating nazi such as yourself also pays transsexual hookers to suck their dicks.
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  11. Originally posted by rabbitweed Meikai may piss me off a lot but she/he/it is so much more intelligent than Little Homo it's not even funny.

    Look at how many different angles it gets explained to him and how he still doesn't get it because he can't understand anything outside the world view of the regime he grew up in.

    There's a reason the libs here have circles run around them - it's because we fully understand their world view as it used to be our own. We could argue from their vantage point easily. They do not understand ours at all and are completely bewildered when we try and explain it. So they have zero perspective, and just revert back to their programming.

    Imagine getting your argument destroyed six times and then resorting to this cope
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  12. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    What what what?

    It's like Wario got a hold of Kr0z account and typed like his usual down syndrome phase.

    fucking hell
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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai i.e. it's a tax break. For being married. To help strengthen your family's financial situation

    Correct

    and make a better home in which to have your child.

    No. I don’t know where you’re getting this from but it’s not the tax code.

    Why let married couples move down a tax bracket? Just for shits and gigs?

    Because it’s recognition of the value of the non-wage-earning spouse’s labor. It’s saying “this person didn’t get paid directly, but enabled their spouse to earn, so they should be able to split their tax burden as opposed to treating the household as one highly productive individual and one person who did literally nothing” which seemed more reasonable and fair than “we want people to fuck so let’s subsidize that”
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  14. Originally posted by POLECAT tick tick tock motherfuckers

    You been saying that for almost 3 MONTHS now. Shut the fuck up or show something. You really think every court in the country is that corrupt and in on the Biden scam that Trump couldn't prove one single claim? He had the opportunity and fucking blew it because there's zero evidence because it didn't happen.

    Like i said, you patriot party faggots are nothing but talk and empty threats. Fucking do something you useless fuck. No one is afraid of you idiots.
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  15. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Wariat wants to visit Mexico because he knows the age of consent is lower than in his home country and he would like to have sex with a few kids on his trip. This is a phenomenon known as sex tourism.
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  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad What comes after mouth???

    Esophagus
    Stomach
    Small bowel
    Large bowel
    Sigmoid
    Anus
    Toilet
    😁
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  17. Gay and "fluffy"

    Did you get called "fathead" at school §m£ÂgØL?
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  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Refusing to answer on the grounds that he may incriminate himself.

    Pleading the Fifth.
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  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I hitchhiked from St. Louis with a buddy of mine back in '72 or '73 to Keene, N. H. to see another buddy of mine whose dad got him a job there for the summer. Great memory.

    On the other hand, I hitchhiked alone in the dark from Kansas City to St. Louis and got picked up by two black guys in a Mustang. I was reluctant to get in but they assured me they were going all the way to Lake Tishomingo (south of St. Louis). We were just east of Kansas City and, after getting in the back seat, they proceeded to exit into a deserted industrial area at the very next exit. They crossed the highway and proceeded to make the first right. As they slowed to turn, I jammed the passenger seat forward and grabbed the door handle. I rolled out onto the street from the moving car while clutching my backpack and immediately got on my feet and proceeded running in my cowboy boots as fast as I could. I heard myself being chased followed by an unknown ripping sound. I managed to outrun him and hid for an hour or so begore proceeding hitchhiking. When I arrived at my girlfriend's house the next morning...the collar on my jacket was missing! CLOSE DAMN CALL ! ! !

    I also hitchhiked to visit my buddy working one night at a gas station. I got picked up by a strange dude in a strange little foreign car with fur for a headliner. As I was getting out he asked me a question. I didn't quite hear him and asked "What?' and he replied "Do you want a blowjob?" I hurriedly slammed the door and said "NO!"
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  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Doesn't surprise me. They must have saw his paper plates and thought, "what a douche bag".

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