People in relationships that brag about getting laid

1. 2021-01-28 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #21
   

   frala Avant garde shartist
   Welp guess I have to kill myself now. I’ve started to think like Stl.
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2. 2021-01-28 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   I took my 22 year old girlfriend out to dinner last night and everyone called me a sick fuck, really ruined our ten year anniversary.
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   • frala, 
   • jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad, 
   • Sudo, 
   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
3. 2021-01-28 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Lol ok bud. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

   
   Thank you, yes it's important to love yourself before all others...or as the old boomers like to say "How can anyone love you if you don't love yourself"
4. 2021-01-28 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #24
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

   Originally posted by cigreting The most pathetic people are men who get married. Fucking sign all of your rights away to the government and a human who will turn on you in an instant while financially raping you in the process

   
   https://polishforums.com/love/divorced-cheating-wife-86176/
5. 2021-01-28 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Welp guess I have to kill myself now. I’ve started to think like Stl.

   
   That's what happens when you become a settled suburbanite..next thing you know you'll be washing your car in the driveway on Sunday morning.
6. 2021-01-28 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   frala Avant garde shartist

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's what happens when you become a settled suburbanite..next thing you know you'll be washing your car in the driveway on Sunday morning.

   
   NO. Never!
7. 2021-01-28 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #27
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by CandyRein Fun Fact::
   
   I was having sex while this thread was being made …

   
   fun fact: ur fuckin gross
8. 2021-01-28 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Pig nigger whorebags?
9. 2021-01-28 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #29
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Too sexually satisfied and happy to argue y’all win lol!
10. 2021-01-28 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #30
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I had sex once it was pretty hot
11. 2021-01-28 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I had sex once it was pretty hot

    
    The 2nd time will be mind blowing.
12. 2021-01-28 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The 2nd time will be mind blowing.

    
    When your girlfriend has a penis like that you usually end up blowing more than your mind.
13. 2021-01-28 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I decided I'm going to fuck more people this year. Didnt do as much fucking as I hoped to in 2020. Good thing I can still lie about my age and most women have bad boy/daddy issues so being a shitty father will definitely make them soaking wet
14. 2021-01-28 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I decided I'm going to fuck more people this year. Didnt do as much fucking as I hoped to in 2020. Good thing I can still lie about my age and most women have bad boy/daddy issues so being a shitty father will definitely make them soaking wet

    
    Fine example of 21st century nigger behaviour. Fuck bitches, get them pregnant and fuck more. The world can do without more unwanted niggers.
15. 2021-01-28 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Fine example of 21st century nigger behaviour. Fuck bitches, get them pregnant and fuck more. The world can do without more unwanted niggers.

    
    shut up frothy loser
16. 2021-01-28 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo shut up frothy loser

    
    Ok Frothy deadbeat.
17. 2021-01-28 at 11:42 PM UTC

    #37
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Sudo I decided I'm going to fuck more people this year. Didnt do as much fucking as I hoped to in 2020. Good thing I can still lie about my age and most women have bad boy/daddy issues so being a shitty father will definitely make them soaking wet

    
    hows the cheating on your girlfriend goin faget
18. 2021-01-29 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #38
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Fine example of 21st century nigger behaviour. Fuck bitches, get them pregnant and fuck more. The world can do without more unwanted niggers.

    
    but that's what u have done.
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19. 2021-01-29 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung but that's what u have done.

    
    I'm white and successful though, as will be my seed.
20. 2021-01-29 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #40
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    😇