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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Donald Trump People want to see Jigg's substance.

    tthat involves spreading §m£ÂgØLs ass.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tthat involves spreading §m£ÂgØLs ass.

    Jesus Christ...just before lunch too.
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Late 60's - early 70's.

    A revolution in music, peace, love, dope, going braless, demonstrations opposing the war, muscle cars, hitchhiking, Republicans with balls enough to tell a bad President to go fuck himself, hippies, bell bottoms, Hendrix, Janice, the Beatles, Allman Bros., Clapton...
  4. #24
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tthat involves spreading §m£ÂgØLs ass.

    People wanna see that? :3
  5. #25
    Originally posted by stl1 Late 60's - early 70's.

    A revolution in music, peace, love, dope, going braless, demonstrations opposing the war, muscle cars, hitchhiking, Republicans with balls enough to tell a bad President to go fuck himself, hippies, bell bottoms, Hendrix, Janice, the Beatles, Allman Bros., Clapton…

    Hitchhiking before the stigma must have been awesome. Weird that it was once encouraged
  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I hitchhiked from St. Louis with a buddy of mine back in '72 or '73 to Keene, N. H. to see another buddy of mine whose dad got him a job there for the summer. Great memory.

    On the other hand, I hitchhiked alone in the dark from Kansas City to St. Louis and got picked up by two black guys in a Mustang. I was reluctant to get in but they assured me they were going all the way to Lake Tishomingo (south of St. Louis). We were just east of Kansas City and, after getting in the back seat, they proceeded to exit into a deserted industrial area at the very next exit. They crossed the highway and proceeded to make the first right. As they slowed to turn, I jammed the passenger seat forward and grabbed the door handle. I rolled out onto the street from the moving car while clutching my backpack and immediately got on my feet and proceeded running in my cowboy boots as fast as I could. I heard myself being chased followed by an unknown ripping sound. I managed to outrun him and hid for an hour or so begore proceeding hitchhiking. When I arrived at my girlfriend's house the next morning...the collar on my jacket was missing! CLOSE DAMN CALL ! ! !

    I also hitchhiked to visit my buddy working one night at a gas station. I got picked up by a strange dude in a strange little foreign car with fur for a headliner. As I was getting out he asked me a question. I didn't quite hear him and asked "What?' and he replied "Do you want a blowjob?" I hurriedly slammed the door and said "NO!"
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  7. #27
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Hitchhiking before the stigma must have been awesome. Weird that it was once encouraged

    whats the stigma that comes with hitchhiking ?

    ohhh,

    ooooooooooohhhhhh.

  8. #28
    Yep. That you're a cold blooded killer.

    I've only killed one person while hitchhiking and they deserved it.

    You wanna go hitchhiking with me vinny?
  9. #29
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    my future is empirically the worst fate you'll ever have to suffer

    now you have to collect evidence to support yours & then negate mine, asshole
  10. #30
    Originally posted by jfakldjfkdaljfalkdfjlkad Yep. That you're a cold blooded killer.

    I've only killed one person while hitchhiking and they deserved it.

    You wanna go hitchhiking with me vinny?

    sure. ive always wanted to be a part of a book.
  11. #31
    The best era to grow up in hasn't happened yet.
  12. #32
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No, the best time to grow up was before all the land was claimed and everything was invented.

    There is nothing left anymore except rehash and inherit
  13. #33
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No, the best time to grow up was before all the land was claimed and everything was invented.

    There is nothing left anymore except rehash and inherit

    There's Mars...and the vastness of the universe to explore, claim and be had. Stop living your life so blinkered.
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mars is a one way death trip. You aren't gonna claim shit because some nigga is just gonna kick your bones into the ditch and say he put the flag there.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood mars is a one way death trip. You aren't gonna claim shit because some nigga is just gonna kick your bones into the ditch and say he put the flag there.

    Then you move on to Titan and claim that etc...again the universe is vast...try to think outside of your little box. I'm sure Caveman Billy thought his little troop of cavemen and their little cave complex was the ultimate time to be alive 40,000 years ago too...in another 40,000 years we'll be looked upon as retarted as we now look back upon said Billy.
  16. #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would like to die while orbiting the moon, a lot easier than going to mars but could never be done by a man. Not because it's impossible but because it's illegal, morally wrong, dangerous, etc. They would never allow a man to escape earth unless the government approved of it first.

    That's why i'm going to die without ever seeing the stars with my own eyes, maybe I will get lucky and it will be cheap to visit space in 50 years but most likely not.

    Even if you had all the money in the world people would try to stop you.

    What is allowed and perfectly legal though is going to a black lives matter protest and cancel culturing people on twitter. Our society cares more about socialization than technological advancement
  17. #37
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's why i'm going to die without ever seeing the stars with my own eyes

    Dude just go out at night and look up.
  18. #38
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Living in the city sucks. Even when I lived in the country there was too much light pollution to see shit.

    You gotta just leave earth and take some LSD in micro gravity to have the real experience
  19. #39
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No, the best time to grow up was before all the land was claimed and everything was invented.

    There is nothing left anymore except rehash and inherit

    you have no idea of the vastness of this planet, couldnt even fathom it.

    less than 1% of the ocean has been explored, and after a dozen years there are still terabytes of google map that no one has ever scrolled over and zoomed in, much less being there in person.

    and then theres still that mh370 tucked somewhere in finnys asshole you need to go find.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There's Mars…and the vastness of the universe to explore, claim and be had. Stop living your life so blinkered.

    and tens of thousds of new and tight orriffices that no man has even gone and came before.

    until now.
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