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2021-01-20 at 5:37 PM UTC in QUOTE FROM SPECTRALThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-20 at 4:49 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....I love my lifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-20 at 12:35 PM UTC in I donβt know of any american formula 1 drivers
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.
Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.
Originally posted by CandyRein
Just left the state park …
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We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'
What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
They're plenty ready for sex.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.
Anybody here into shitting themselves?
Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.
Another thing.
I want to shit and urinate on someone.
BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free π π
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2021-01-20 at 11:19 AM UTC in I hate cleavage!thanksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-01-09 at 2:57 PM UTC in Extremely rare pics of my chink girl with a mosquito bite on her ass
Grylls always delivers ππΌ
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2021-01-09 at 6:38 AM UTC in Ericka Trump is a faggot that cant accept his dad lostEveryone who doesn't support Trump is going to Guantanamo Bay on Monday morning.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-05-25 at 5:40 AM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by Bill Krozby never raped anyone.
on my last probation meeting i was asked what happened and I told him that I hurt someone that I loved and she did to me and that we couldn't pull it off and he shook my hand and let me go. you're a pig for telling him about nis.
I told him about it because you were calling me and texting me for a week after not talking to me for two years and I wanted to be left alone. I called him to see if I still had a protective order against you because victims services wasn't helpful. And then I told him about the forum because you were saying that you overdosed and you shouldn't even be doing drugs since you're on probation.
And yeah, you've raped me several times. When I lived with you, you started trying having sex with me and I told you I didn't want to. Then you preceded to get on top of me and try to force yourself inside me. I kicked you off of my body, and off the bed. You just crawled right back on top, forced yourself inside me and stroked yourself inside my pussy till you came.
Then, and this happened more than once, you asked for sex and I said no because I had work and school the next day and was tired and needed to go to sleep. You continued to press your penis against my lips, trying to force them open enough to shove it in. I continually told you no, to stop, that I didn't want to and wasn't going to. You continued to push me and I became very upset and started screaming and crying. You continued to push me, forced my mouth open and put your penis inside it. It wasn't even hard. And I bit it because I didn't want it in my mouth. You slapped me in the face because I bit it and told me to do it right. I continued to bite it because I was so upset and was in absolutely no mood to have sex or suck your penis. I was being emotionally abused and raped for your own enjoyment. And then I can't count how many times you've inserted yourself, fucked me and came inside me while I was sleeping, unconscious and unconsenting. Especially after I've told you that I don't like that and I don't want you to do it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-09 at 12:21 PM UTC in The Retard RodeoOne time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.
They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)
They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.
One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.
The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.
I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.
One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.
One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.
He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)
They have a retard baby together now.
My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.
I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.
That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
