2023-08-21 at 5:02 AM UTC
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It’s my Birfday
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Lol he still thinks Fonzie is cool.
You making fun of anyone for being uncool while having one normal nostril is like wow. So funny.
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2023-08-23 at 9:13 PM UTC
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LET THEM EAT CAKE
I love the Sofia Coppola version of Marie Antoinette. I think I’ll watch that tonight.
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2023-08-23 at 9:12 PM UTC
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NIS fitness club
Originally posted by CandyRein
Making some sketti right now with ground turkey to bring to work for lunch …
Where’s the beef?! Not in my sketti ❤️
You should try beyond or impossible ground “beef”. In my opinion it tastes better than real meat and is even better for you than turkey.
But good job girl, get it with that meal prep!
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2023-08-23 at 3:01 AM UTC
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Sophie: Where are you?
Originally posted by Migh
Kafka is trying to sell his PI for $200.
So he did just fuck off and leave her high and dry like I thought. lel
Vindictiveness will give you wrinkles Kafka. Just move along. Stay here if you like there’s a vat of attention to suck up.
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Meikai I love your freckles on your not fat knees.
Kafka, keep trying to do baneful magic on me. My life actually got better after that. And I never bothered with a protection spell because I thought you were dead. But I guess I will now since I bought all the stuff.
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2023-08-11 at 7:33 PM UTC
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It’s my Birfday
Originally posted by Haxxor
Happy Birthday 🎉
My fav of all these b day wishes.
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2023-08-11 at 9:05 PM UTC
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It’s my Birfday
Originally posted by cigreting
ru a m or f
I’m your mom
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2023-08-15 at 12:15 PM UTC
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Original flavored Sun Chips
Aw does this mean bragger is alive? I love ebagger.
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2023-08-13 at 2:02 AM UTC
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It’s my Birfday
Originally posted by Pete Green
I said Happy B-Day, Too
Thank you wozny
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2023-08-10 at 6:25 PM UTC
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It’s my Birfday
And it’s actually been a good one for the first time in a long time. I’m about to smoke a j and do a live stream before my friend picks me up for lunch.
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2023-07-28 at 1:48 PM UTC
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I think that I'm Tom Cruise
“That’s my purse!” “I don’t know you!”
-Bobby Hill
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2023-08-06 at 6:10 AM UTC
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I just almost shit myself
Originally posted by Meikai
I just realized my new friend looks like Paris Hilton in the face.
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2023-07-29 at 3 AM UTC
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I just almost shit myself
Originally posted by Meikai
im gonna drip sulfuric acid on my brain
I might be drunk because my initial reaction to reading with was “that’s hot”
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Smoking a j on my patio and enjoying the view.
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Originally posted by Meikai
Where did you get this photo of me?
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Originally posted by frala
Whales are currently plotting a course to kill us all and take over the planet.
Ok but what I’m actually scared of is land safe flying squids that know how to use harpoons. They’re so smart!
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Why are u not dead, irrelevant bitch?
I’d beat the brakes out of the good hand that holds the sign. Stupid ho. Do the public a favor & kill urself
Why are you so triggered?
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2023-07-11 at 12:55 AM UTC
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☥🔺² has been unlocked 🕹️🔑🔒🗣📢
There are only two triangles in my only tattoo when the design has three shapes in it. I should an hero for the embarrassment of not having a third triangle.
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2023-07-07 at 8:16 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by CandyRein
Standing next to someone while they sit on the bed and y’all can look eye to eye makes you feel like a little person…..
Lol that it does. But I also find that the longer I spend around big people the less big they seem
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2023-07-07 at 2:35 AM UTC
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Haxxor should be banned.
Originally posted by Haxxor
The greater the gap between self perception and reality, the more aggression is unleashed on those who point out the discrepancy. Dirtbag
This makes a lot of sense and explained mmm my aggression for so long when I was bat shit.
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