2024-03-04 at 5:29 PM UTC
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I never achieve an orgasm.
That’s funny because last time my partner lost count after 21. My old record in one session was 5, so let’s just say I’m a very happy person these days.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Fuq it ! I give in !
Just hand me the dang oat milk Cottdamnit
I love oat milk.
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2024-01-23 at 8:32 AM UTC
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Trying LSD for the first time
My old GM told a story about being chased by stray dogs on a beach on a bicycle on his way to work every day and how he couldn’t get away because it was a beach. And he was on a bicycle. And it was the dumbest story I’ve ever heard. And now you just read all of this which means you essentially heard it too and imparting that misery on you makes me happy.
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2024-01-12 at 1:27 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
Imma have dinner and watch it too ..I just got the day off ..we had one no need and I took it !!
Snow day!!
Enjoy yourself!
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Watching a Christmas bobs burgers episode
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I’ll never forget when fona was building a desk at his old house on tiny chat and he took out the ceiling tiles because the piece of wood was too big.
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2023-12-01 at 9:15 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
nope. the tanker collided with a cargoe ship full of guns and drugs.
lotsa mergroids down there.
Your try hard obsession has always made me laugh. Why are you even in this thread?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Lmao wth😂
Well gone head then 💓
Not demon hour 😅
I’ll DM you the insta to watch if you want to tune in
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Originally posted by CandyRein
In a candlelit bubble bath having the time of my life
Yaaasss
I’m parked in my parking lot waiting to go live for demon hour
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Originally posted by Fox
How do I conquer the world…
Idk brain
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I’m about to make an eggplant curry dish as well as brocolli cheddar soup and enchiladas so I don’t have to cook all week
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2023-10-17 at 2:29 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
No but I am soon now
I don’t know how I didn’t hear about it sooner.
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2023-10-17 at 2:28 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
💓
Yo, but have you tried cheese curds dipped in the vanilla custard?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m actually really traumatized by a dream I just had ..I’m so glad I was woken up because WTH
I have never in my life had a dream like that
Your abilities might be growing at an exponential pace right now. I’m seeing it all over. Sorry you had a jarring dream though.
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2023-10-06 at 8:42 PM UTC
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Casper’s Haunted Garage
Originally posted by Fox
But I didn’t care enough to actually email him
He’s fine. He’s posting under generalbuttnaked now.
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2023-10-05 at 10:11 AM UTC
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when you die
I’ve always said I want to be cremated. And then I wan charcoal to be made from me ashes that an artist can use to draw a sketch/painting. This art made from my remains will hang in my family home for eternity.
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Originally posted by aldra
*grand mal
Every time I’d search my name to see who was talking about me about half the entries were about seizures lol
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2023-09-25 at 5:06 PM UTC
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Women-only depression thread
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
#gang of 1 😭
Come on. You should have expected this.
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Originally posted by Meikai
aha kill all men uwu
('durr hts that means u too' sure okay whatever im fine with it either way, the manliest thing you can do is sacrifice yourself for the greater good)
This gives me an idea for a character to do ticktock lives with lol
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I dont think ill be hurt i jidt dont really feel anything anymore. I thought it was the SSRIs n SNRIs making me numb but ive been off em for 4 or 5 months
You’re just a numb person. At least till you get some therapy. Also please don’t in alive yourself before we get to have a beer.
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