Originally posted by larrylegend8383
PM me
You’re an idiot and a weirdo OP. I don’t know who Jake is, but I’m not him. And I’m not from DH. Apparently ignoring your PMs didn’t do enough so I’ll just say it here.
I’m not Jake, I don’t know who Jake is, and in case anyone’s wants to know who Larry is looking for I’m assuming it’s Jake.
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2021-11-15 at 3:43 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
You’re a sloppy drunk Nile
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2021-11-14 at 11:19 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
I was drunk earlier but forgot to post here. Thanks for keeping the dream alive everyone. I hope you all spend all the rest of tour days drunk as fuck.
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The year is almost over fuckers. How did you level up since quarantine began?
And if you haven’t changed a single bit in 10 months fuck you and kill yourself.
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2021-11-06 at 8:32 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
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2021-10-01 at 5:53 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Hi. Am drunk. Can finally post here again. Show tits if you got em.
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2021-10-31 at 9:26 AM UTC
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Killing myself soon
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Are you hiki?
God no.
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2021-10-30 at 4:06 AM UTC
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Killing myself soon
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Originally posted by Meikai
I'm not 100% sure what this mean but I have some ideas and I don't want them confirmed. Even if we accept this though, 99% of accidental pregnancies are not "truffle butter runoff" related. Never ceases to amaze me how people can just tell themselves they weren't planning on having a kid, like "oh that's where babies come from haha that's wild whoops totally didn't expect this to happen". You knew this was going to happen and if you claim otherwise your powers of self delusion rival even mine. smh
How powerful are your powers of self delusion?
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2021-10-24 at 6:13 PM UTC
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RIP Fuckbiscuit
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I'm just throwing it back to my haters, if I died my haters would laugh and take pleasure in it. So I don't see what I'm doing wrong, I constantly have people making up stuff about me and I can't respect people like that, I don't do that to anyone.
At least he knew what was on the horizon.
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This is some icebreaker question type shit. You lonely, OP? Or you just trying to bring people together that are kind of awkward around each other?
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Originally posted by frala
Oh I’m definitely a mayo girl. I don’t understand people who eat dry sandwiches.
BLT on a croissant is really good. I had one on a bagel the other day. I think that’s what I’d be.
I like mayo if it’s Hellmans. I’ll eat a dry sandwich if it has like avocado, pickles and tomato to make it kind of juicy. But yes I accept I do not make sense most of the time.
I ate the last pumpkin bagel from Trader Joe’s yesterday and I’m sad because they’re probably already sold out of the seasonal stuff.
I think I’d be a sandwich someone made for the group on a swimming day in college. White bread with almond butter and strawberry jam.
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Originally posted by Grylls
And you don’t have McMuffins
Also
An iPhone 13 pro max in gold
No one should be buying the 13. They developed it in a year. No one should even be buying Apple products because everyone knows they are inferior and only hike up the price for design features no one really needs.
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Eating ceviche and drinking sangria because who stays at work all day anyway...
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One time I drank too much champagne and started fights with everyone in my apartment and the cops came and they didn’t really care and then left. I can attest it was one of the worst hang overs of my life.
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Woke up from a long sleep and chugged an IPA
Went to WholeFoods and got some coffee and provisions
Came home and did the dishes before I made some cilantro lime shrimp bowls
Worked out and then jumped in the pool with my clothes on
Some people looked at me weird but fuck them
Then I picked up some free coffee creamer and took a shower
Now I’m gonna get stoned and game. But first I have to hang Chelles TV because we all know Fona won’t be able to do it. In a few hours he’ll post a long update about what kept him from getting it on the wall.
Whose posting style should I copy next when I’m bored?
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I guess I live in the past. Alexa wouldn’t tell me what day it is cuz she’s a bitch.
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If Waridiot is a real person and not a shill designed to root out pedos that makes me so so sad for humanity.
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Idk when you have lots of stuff to put together in a sentence you do one sentence and then semicolon and then another sentence with a phrase at the beginning comma and then the second sentence. Right?
The cat was meowing loudly; although the night was continuing on, no one knew if it was appropriate to leave due to the cacophony of kitty screams.
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2021-05-12 at 5:23 PM UTC
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My dad died yesterday
My condolences obbe. As my grandmother use to say, “You’re never gone, until you are forgotten.”
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