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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Yup, we're all gonna die. Do em if you got em and fuck that person you regret not fucking.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon mars is in retrograde rn

    what's retrograde?

    It means the planet is moving backwards but actually it's just appearing to as it's standing still and the rest of the world has kept turning.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Captain falcon never ate subway until he found out Jared Fogel was a lifelong pedophile. Now it's his favorite restaurant

    Wait is that who rape monster is?
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I saw a guy today driving On a hot day by himself with his windows rolled up wearing a mask. It made me kill myself until I died

    Ok I've done this but I'm also kind of dumb so... Fair
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Are you wetarded?

    No, do you have a speech impediment?
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Can't sleep. Having anxiety but also feeling like I'm on the precipice of everything I've ever wanted. I just need to stop being so ADD for about 5 seconds to pick a direction.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Go eat a twinkie off the floor

    Something just occurred to me. Why do you try to use drunk as an insult when you imbibe much more frequently than I do? Like drunkenness should really not be a factor that you use to bolster yourself up with. Lol
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka What any pick me girl with internalised misogyny would say.

    Wow you really got me in the feels. After decades of people pleasing I'm surprised to be called a pick me... And dare I say

    . Offended! Wretched girl you really spoil my experience here. 😂
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I resisted the urge to cough around clients, only my helper saw me cough. My helper did ask me "shouldn't you stay home if you still have symptoms?" and I just told him it has been over 5 days and I am no longer considered contagious according to the provincial health organization.

    Eesh
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No fat chicks

    Bro you're missing chunks out of your face. Beggers can't be choosers.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Get well soon. I went to work today and felt fine, coughed a couple times.

    A few days ago I felt like a sack of shit.

    Did anyone look at you like "fuck you" when you coughed?
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra what do you expect when you animals kept ruining the oriental rugs

    Proof this place has fucked me up for life: the fact that I laughed at this post.

    God help me.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Keep thinking I'm getting better and then it turns out I'm not. Got up to make tea and by the end of it felt like my lungs were on fire.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost real women don't use tampons 500 years ago they just let it flow naturally which is why they weren't allowed outside

    This is true actually. They were sent to menstruating huts and basically sent to the SHU for having a normal bodily function. Learned about it in an anthropology class. Pretty brootal, huh?
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost You never had covid and even if you did, doesn't excuse refusing the jab

    Ghost... What in tarnation...
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Stuffed up
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Feeling a lot better today. My mom got us a few groceries and Thai take out. Tomorrow cat food and my contact trials.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What's mermaid hair

    My hair. Almost to your ass, thick, usually styled into beachy waves, and voluminous af.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost The coffee table book COFFEE WITH KAFKA and it comes with a bottle of her bath water☕

    Nah a vial of her vomit would be more on brand for her pro-anna ass.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka If I managed to become an author then I'd stay alive to write more books.

    Haha let's hope your commentary here doesn't come to cancel you once you get published.
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