Posts by Incessant

1. 2022-07-31 at 1:54 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Women always think they have you backed into a corner in conversations for the most retarded of reasons

   
   I'm stoned as fuck I don't think I have anyone backed in a corner I'm just shitpoasting on a Sunday morning like the good Lord intended.
2. 2022-07-31 at 1:53 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra being angry about things is one of my hobbies

   
   I was just saying that was the direction I should go with on TikTok is just short videos complaining about... Everything.
3. 2022-07-31 at 1:52 PM UTC in Mike Opened the Upside Down
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Who? You and him?

   
   No, you and I.
4. 2022-07-31 at 1:51 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Then the media powers started shoving her into any stupid cameos or new show ideas they had to desperately make her relevant again. She even had a fucking cooking show, "Amy Learns to Cook" or something that was dumb as hell.

   
   How do y'all know so much more about her than I do.... Another female. Lolol. I never cared much for her.
5. 2022-07-31 at 1:25 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Xlite Yeah i don't recall the last time a woman made me laugh.
   
   Certainly its not impossible but i've yet to watch enough female stand ups to actually know for sure.

   
   I'm going to talk about this place so much in my stand up. But I'm just going to act like you were all acquaintances telling me your stories and deep dark truths too quickly while drunk.
6. 2022-07-31 at 1:23 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I bet it is written, produced, and created by female comics
   
   Pretty sure I saw previews of it and it looked retarded. Every female comedian is the same, "omg look how wild and gross and 'unladylike' we can be, isn't that crazy??"

   
   That's not what my comedy is going to be like. I'd get cancelled so fast if I told my real life stories that paint me like that. Haha
7. 2022-07-31 at 1:21 PM UTC in Mike Opened the Upside Down
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Attention whoring and drama

   
   Speaking of.
   
   RIPtotse thinks we should make out and that we have good banter.
8. 2022-07-31 at 1:20 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster No, you have not. And no, I would not. Women aren't funny. Their comedy is hard cringe.

   
   But it's not just female comics. Hannibal burress is arguably the best part of that show.
9. 2022-07-31 at 1:18 PM UTC in Mik
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I don't know if I'd call what I do trolling. But yes I create a horrible online persona to vent and channel all the negative energy and sick insane thoughts I have. It's like a therapy session where you go to dump all your emotional and mental baggage. Because if I talk or act the way I really feel in every day life I would lose my job and be arrested and stuff like that.

   
   Then I've pegged you accurately and you probably would watch broad city but only if someone else put it on in a living room during a kick back.
10. 2022-07-31 at 1:17 PM UTC in Mike Opened the Upside Down
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Kafka is too much of a narcissist to ever kill herself
    
    Unless you mean her pissing off some dude enough to kill her in which case yeah that's totally possible. or she gets picked up by the wrong pedophile all dressed up in one of her doll outfits and gets chopped into pieces and tossed in the Thames river

    
    I hope you're right. But she seems pretty set on it. And stubborn enough to do it just because she said she would and not because she wants to.
11. 2022-07-31 at 1:16 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Xlite Yeah sorry to break your moment there, buddy. But it was mostly the other dudes.
    You did inspire content though, good job.

    
    Yeah I re read the thread and I barely posted here. I thought this was a different thread xD
12. 2022-07-31 at 1:15 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster my mom doesn't have a lawn

    
    So you don't deny you're generally an alright lad and this is just a trolly troll.
13. 2022-07-31 at 1:15 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I still don't know who that person even is here

    
    That's cuz they are not here.
    
    *Waves hand* wax on, wax off young grasshopper.
14. 2022-07-31 at 1:14 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster "oh I bet this misogynist named rape monster who openly roasts women would love this show written by female comedians"
    
    woman logic

    
    Yeah I'm not buying it. I think it's a caricature of you and what you really don't want problem to find out is you're an alright lad who still mows his mums lawn.
15. 2022-07-31 at 1:13 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster you've seen my posts though

    
    Seen yes. Comprehended and remembered no. Other than you landed in the hospital for drinking the same night as solstice.
16. 2022-07-31 at 1:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I think one of my favorite feelings in the world is when I get to a concert especially a big deal one, just hearing the bass and the music from a distance from the opening bands as we get closer.
    
    
    The vibe. The energy. The people. There's not much that matches it. I wish I could go to a show every single night. Just thousands of people at the same thing for the same reason. I can't imagine how amazing it would feel to be an actual famous musician/rockstar hyping up an entire crowd night after night just having the time of your life.

    
    This was beautiful.
17. 2022-07-31 at 1:09 PM UTC in Mike Opened the Upside Down
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster hopefully that lasts longer than Kafkas relationships

    
    Sheeeeesh. I hope so too. I know it'll last longer than her life tho. We're about halfway there to D-Day.
18. 2022-07-31 at 1:08 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Can you really picture someone like me watching a show like that?

    
    I can't picture you at all so.... Yes?
19. 2022-07-31 at 1:07 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor futureMik2000

    
    This is still the best post here hands down
20. 2022-07-31 at 1:06 PM UTC in Mik
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Xlite When i read the thread this morning i thought to myself (wtf happened? this place has turned into a teenage drama series on netflix over night).
    
    It gave me a sad face, not a great way to start the day.
    This face lasted about 10 seconds because other stuff was of more importance, such as breakfast.
    Its been 10 hours now.
    
    I just got home.
    There was a joint on the desk.
    I smoked it.
    
    And so i re-read this thread and found it to be fucking hilarious.

    
    Finnnalllyyy you can understand my posting style. Best enjoyed while blazed as fuck.