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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m not gonna try and fix people who make me wanna die.

    Oh good. We are doing our job then.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can't have succulents in my house, kitty destroys them on sight.

    Mine seems to hate one particular cactus. I always find it knocked over and dug up. Still clinging to life somehow.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse All the fuxking astrology shit in here in cringe as fuxk.

    And i actually like astrology, but people dont really understand it well imho. It helps to know all your ruling plants and your whole chart and what your ruling planets govern. Your sun sign is literally not even half of the whole picture.


    By the way candy you'll never be as cool as the og pisces, Jebus…er i mean Jesus


    Inb4 'he was born in december though derp'

    I've been studying astrology for like a decade now and I also am over all the astrology shit for the same reason. No one seems to understand the whole chart is what paints a picture not one or three parts of it.

    I also thought the same thing about candy and every other pisces lol. Just as I think about myself never living up to queen Madge herself a fellow Leo.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ ah shit I should've given you the script for new bees


    Taco bell person: hi welcome to taco bell can you please hold for a minute?

    You: Do I have a choice??

    *They won't answer you as they disconnected the mic as soon as they got done asking as it was a rhetorical question*

    *2 minutes later*

    Taco bell person: sorry about that hi welcome to taco bell what can I get for you today?

    You: *loudly* TACO

    TBP: *muffled sounds* what was that?

    You: *louder* YES. TACO

    then you just giggle and drive ahead and they will have a taco for you

    You're special.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Because there is nothing like taking a hand full of shelled pistachios and eating them all at once. Its so good and you get that overload mouth feeling, similar to eating 2-3 bags of gushers at once or the whole fruit roll up/by the foot at once. Its so yummy


    Inb4 penis overload mouth feeling jokes

    I see you are a gentleman and a scholar. Only the most high brow appreciate the mouth feel of multiple packs of gushers or an entire fruit by the foot.

    I'd like to invite you to a TedTalk on this very topic, good sir.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Not Wingstop. Which was mistakenly delivered to my door and because I am a stupid saintly creature I told the courier that wasn't mine. Because I'm not trying to eat shitty wings I only eat good wings.

    I hope someone wasn't trying to order me food because I just sent it away lol
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny privacy cunts public well

    Stop trying to make fetch happen Gretchen, it's never going to happen. Also no one invited you to this game.
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    The potato taco on the value menu
    Cheesy gordita crunch
    That loaded griller thing apparently according to MMQ
    Mexican pizza

    Baja blast freeze

    Cinnatwists

    That's way too much food for one sitting tho so pick two entree items on each visit.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Bumping just to annoy Aldra
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    They are bringing back the Mexican puzza forever. Btw
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka My fingers bout to freeze off in the middle of a field just realised everyone’s drunk and I have to save us

    Wow sounds like a really smart situation to get into. If your the savior you're all doomed.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Buy my wish list b

    You're finally learning.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra liberals can't be rapers?

    I mean they can it's just not as likely
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Probably the same reason you made this post and then came right back.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/23881?p=895#post-1590534

    Oh thank you. I knew someone here was probably ellaria sands I just got it wrong.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The silent crying is best, when they are looking off to the side and tears are rolling down their face but they are not making a sound other than the clap of skin on skin.

    This is so fucked up. I thought you were a liberal.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll alert CNN

    Please do this is newsworthy. Another deal of the apocalypse has been broken.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    It was five days not three. She probably wanted to post on the third day and held off for another two so I wouldn't be right.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They usually pay/tip the Marina guy to keep an eye on it, he'll report it missing pretty much immediately.

    This first time you've ever said something I can agree with.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Stay away from energy drinks

    I thought you were leaving? What did I say
    .. three days. Let's see how far off I was.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Hoping my daughter’s cat Poe is okay. I’m Gonna be heading down to Denver to take him to the vet for her.

    I thought ellaria sands left?
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