Posts by Incessant

1. 2022-09-18 at 2:36 AM UTC in My vape pen went missing
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Angry onion is drunk
2. 2022-09-17 at 9:36 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka If I should get my ears pierced again because I’ve never worn nice earrings. They kept closing over.

   
   Going to keep closing over unless if you use surgical steel, gold/rose gold/white gold or silver.
   
   I tried to wear some cheap earrings from Target in my normal love holes from childhood and had a reaction and one wanting to close. Shits not worth it.
   
   And you should work on a constellation on one ear before moving to the other. You need at least one side you can sleep on comfortably. Because bumping the piercing often also affects the healing process.
3. 2022-09-17 at 7:52 PM UTC in My Memoirs
   Incessant African Astronaut
   God this was golden. Haha
4. 2022-09-17 at 7:48 AM UTC in My Memoirs
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Murk Lore Jealous? She and I have been setting up a date. Im bringing her out to NorCal
   
   Deal with your frustrations

   
   You could be her grandfather. God I liked it so much better here when you were gone...
5. 2022-09-17 at 7:44 AM UTC in My Memoirs
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Murk Lore What are you, her father or Mine?
   
   Stay the fuck out of this. She's sending me a photo and you'll like it.

   
   I'm your worst nightmare. Kys.
6. 2022-09-17 at 6:05 AM UTC in My Memoirs
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Murk Lore And where are you in the photo, Princess?

   
   You're a nasty fucking freak. She's never going to send you a photo. Try somewhere else.
7. 2022-09-16 at 5:37 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Last night I talked with this man who said he’d been dead on the operating table twice. He said it was easier to go to death instead of life, that death has always been with us and it’s home, that he was fearless now and recommended everyone have a near death experience. I don’t agree with him and think being alive is more valuable than almost wiping out your existence to try and become fearless. Then he talked about Ior Bock so I looked him up and just ordered The Bock Saga.

   
   It's true. Near death experiences change you. But if you're already anxious I think it makes you more anxious. The euphoria after a near death experience is better than any drug.
8. 2022-09-16 at 9 AM UTC in Hi Guys!!!!
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked down

   
   I already sent my sample via PM so submit yours to MMQ.
9. 2022-09-16 at 6:48 AM UTC in Random image thread
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   
   ❤️

   ✨Black Girl Magic✨
10. 2022-09-16 at 6:39 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Maybe I would abduct someone if I wasn’t fine being alone. Not like the law would bother me.

    
    Quoting as proof in case she commits a real crime.
11. 2022-09-16 at 2:48 AM UTC in Choose Your Own Adventure
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Pretzels , but they are RAZORS.
    
    I would try the flat ones for hummus and grind an edge on it. Literally shave with it and then eat the razor, which is a pretzel . Yes yes that's what I'll do it will be very fetch

    
    You're a funny troll loogey
12. 2022-09-16 at 2:42 AM UTC in Should all pedos be banned from NIS?
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka I’m not gonna try and fix people who make me wanna die.

    
    Oh good. We are doing our job then.
13. 2022-09-15 at 11:51 PM UTC in Plants are the new furbaby
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can't have succulents in my house, kitty destroys them on sight.

    
    Mine seems to hate one particular cactus. I always find it knocked over and dug up. Still clinging to life somehow.
14. 2022-09-15 at 11:49 PM UTC in Random image thread
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse All the fuxking astrology shit in here in cringe as fuxk.
    
    And i actually like astrology, but people dont really understand it well imho. It helps to know all your ruling plants and your whole chart and what your ruling planets govern. Your sun sign is literally not even half of the whole picture.
    
    
    By the way candy you'll never be as cool as the og pisces, Jebus…er i mean Jesus
    
    
    Inb4 'he was born in december though derp'

    
    I've been studying astrology for like a decade now and I also am over all the astrology shit for the same reason. No one seems to understand the whole chart is what paints a picture not one or three parts of it.
    
    I also thought the same thing about candy and every other pisces lol. Just as I think about myself never living up to queen Madge herself a fellow Leo.
15. 2022-09-15 at 11:46 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ ah shit I should've given you the script for new bees
    
    
    Taco bell person: hi welcome to taco bell can you please hold for a minute?
    
    You: Do I have a choice??
    
    *They won't answer you as they disconnected the mic as soon as they got done asking as it was a rhetorical question*
    
    *2 minutes later*
    
    Taco bell person: sorry about that hi welcome to taco bell what can I get for you today?
    
    You: *loudly* TACO
    
    TBP: *muffled sounds* what was that?
    
    You: *louder* YES. TACO
    
    then you just giggle and drive ahead and they will have a taco for you

    
    You're special.
16. 2022-09-15 at 11:45 PM UTC in Pistachios
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Because there is nothing like taking a hand full of shelled pistachios and eating them all at once. Its so good and you get that overload mouth feeling, similar to eating 2-3 bags of gushers at once or the whole fruit roll up/by the foot at once. Its so yummy
    
    
    Inb4 penis overload mouth feeling jokes

    
    I see you are a gentleman and a scholar. Only the most high brow appreciate the mouth feel of multiple packs of gushers or an entire fruit by the foot.
    
    I'd like to invite you to a TedTalk on this very topic, good sir.
17. 2022-09-15 at 11:43 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Not Wingstop. Which was mistakenly delivered to my door and because I am a stupid saintly creature I told the courier that wasn't mine. Because I'm not trying to eat shitty wings I only eat good wings.
    
    I hope someone wasn't trying to order me food because I just sent it away lol
18. 2022-09-15 at 11:42 PM UTC in Privacy cunts oil well
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny privacy cunts public well

    
    Stop trying to make fetch happen Gretchen, it's never going to happen. Also no one invited you to this game.
19. 2022-09-15 at 11:41 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
    Incessant African Astronaut
    The potato taco on the value menu
    Cheesy gordita crunch
    That loaded griller thing apparently according to MMQ
    Mexican pizza
    
    Baja blast freeze
    
    Cinnatwists
    
    That's way too much food for one sitting tho so pick two entree items on each visit.
20. 2022-09-15 at 11:37 PM UTC in Privacy cunts oil well
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Bumping just to annoy Aldra