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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Molding a gelatin babby to hang on my door for spooks and frights.

    I love gelatin babies in particular.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    If you have a tennis skirt collared shirt and a sweater you could be a yuppie.

    If you have a tiara you could be a dead prom queen or goth prom queen.

    It kind of just depends what accessories and props you already have.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Absinthe fairy and probably a witch for my work party
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Chiefing on a cake pen rn
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna go purchase some cannabis sativa illegally. Just wanted to document it so someone can use it against me. Thank you.

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  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    They said I'm fine. Possibly dehydrated and gave me a prescription for Motrin.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Good luck. My dad was prescribed warfarin (rat poison) because he kept getting blood clots, deep vein thrombosis due to an inheritable genetic mutation. I won the lottery and have two copies of that gene which apparently makes me much much more likely to develop blood clots than he was.

    So I try to stay active and my career keeps me on my feet and moving, keeping the blood moving. Haven't had one yet…

    Dang....
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Idk what they do. Ultra sound was goopy. I liked the whooshing noise.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm No u aren’t

    She tried this one on me too saying I wasn't smoking when I was
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Decided not to wait. They have to call in the ultrasound tech tho so it's going to be a while
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Anyone ever dealt with this. I might go to urgent care tomorrow. I've had this really bad cramp in my calf for like three days now and I didn't hit it on anything.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    I just made air fryer buffalo cauliflower to take for lunch tomorrow
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
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  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Suffering with hiccups
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Such a strange turn this thread has taken
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster If you're really in a jam you could try telling them you use legal delta 8 but they probably wouldn't go for it.

    I'm telling you, Quick Fix synthetic urine really works. A lot of people use it. Better than trying that dumb Certo gelatin method or guzzling water and vitamin B for a diluted sample.

    Any companies who care about weed while alcohol is legal are retarded. What's stopping some dude from getting wasted and fucking up at work? You could be a weekend only smoker or someone who puffs a few to help sleep at night and to them it means you're doing dabs all fucking day and are too retarded to be productive.

    Fuck society. We need a new uncle Ted.

    I think I used that quick fix for my drug test. It was around $80 or $90 bucks
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Im a Martha Stan so I'm not bothered by that.

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    How is everyone doing?
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    I dotn even know who haxxwhore is but he's boring
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Die, take Lanny and the other bitch with you. Thanks.

    You first sweet cheeks
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