Posts by Incessant

1. 2021-10-16 at 9:06 PM UTC in Fona's Fucking Life Sucks day number 11,476
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Fona if you kill yourself. I will kill my self. So think of it like if you don’t pull yourself out of this you’ll have someone else’s life on your hands.
   
   That should work
2. 2021-10-16 at 9:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Reveling that I finally had brunch and it’s was lit af
3. 2021-10-16 at 3:47 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Like I hate someone
4. 2021-10-16 at 4:08 AM UTC in Netflix Employees walk out over Dave Chappelle special
   Incessant African Astronaut
   So that’s why I saw that job listing at Netflix...
5. 2021-10-15 at 1:37 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Lucky
6. 2021-10-14 at 4:41 PM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jake from State Farm?

   
   Probably, who knows...
7. 2021-10-14 at 4:32 PM UTC in $1,000 for details on a certain gentleman
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 PM me

   
   You’re an idiot and a weirdo OP. I don’t know who Jake is, but I’m not him. And I’m not from DH. Apparently ignoring your PMs didn’t do enough so I’ll just say it here.
   
   I’m not Jake, I don’t know who Jake is, and in case anyone’s wants to know who Larry is looking for I’m assuming it’s Jake.
8. 2021-10-14 at 4:29 PM UTC in What's the deal with Strip Club Private Rooms?
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah ive been to strip clubs like less than 20 times in me loife. Which is funny bc i briefly worked the door at one too. Theres dudes who can go wherever and get whatever they want, but if youre not that guy, you need to go with a bit of spending money and be comfortable coming out of pocket a bit. Also use body language or playful language to suggest what you want without being so vulgar n up front that you disk getting blown off or dragged out. Every single time i went with my friend he ended up at least getting his dick sucked in the private dance room. I ofc was way too scared to ask for that shit but apparently it does work. Lol when i first went, the strippers actually had to physically put my hands on them.

   
   Me too. I assumed you could look but not touch. Apparently not.
9. 2021-10-14 at 12:19 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Content
10. 2021-10-11 at 12:11 AM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Nice. Sundays are for getting stoned all day.
11. 2021-10-10 at 8:25 PM UTC in too many things to get done and people to see but i'm lazy, misanthropic and depressed
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Same
12. 2021-10-10 at 8:18 PM UTC in Fucking little flies...
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Check for moldy bag of potatoes
    That’s what usually spawns them for me because my roommate doesn’t eat his food fast enough.
13. 2021-10-10 at 7:44 PM UTC in What strain are you smoking right now
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Strawberry Nightmare for me 💨
14. 2021-10-10 at 6:12 PM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Douglas Mink was not a bad kid. He just made bad decisions. He used to text or call when he was going through bad shit. I did my best to give him advice to turn his life around. The last call was not long efore he died. He was panicked and rambling. He was talking about cops outside his door looking to arrest him for CP he didn't have. I tried to get him to calm down and tell me more but he hung up saying "They are coming in". That was the last time I heard from him. He had a kind nature but a tortured mind. R.I.P. Mr. Monk.
    
    P.S. Lanny should remoce the enhancement for his name out of respect for the dead.

    
    There’s no enhancement on his name. It’s on his username. God you’re fucking dumb.
15. 2021-10-09 at 9:41 PM UTC in Drunk Fred
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Drunk before 5pm a new all time high in my life
16. 2021-10-09 at 9:40 PM UTC in I harbor superstition about Covid-19 virus
    Incessant African Astronaut
    II harbor superstition over your mom
17. 2021-10-09 at 8:43 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the purpose of sex is for reproduction
    
    anything that isn't having missionary sex for the purposes of procreation is a fetish
    
    your fetish involves pleasure of the male anus which is not normally associated with heterosexual reproductive sexual activities.

    
    The purpose of sex is to keep people from getting all murder-y when they haven’t nutted for a while
18. 2021-10-09 at 8:41 PM UTC in Japan's idea of used female underwear
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master Dude you just made me puke in my fucking mouth.
    
    Lala, if you read this have ur man ban this pedo.

    
    Why would you even request that? Her user title was patron said of pesos at one point
    
    Edit: Best typo ever. Haha patron saint of pedos*
19. 2021-10-09 at 8:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I will keep u apprised of my inevitable decline

    
    But will you appraise the decline? What is it worth? What’s the rating out of 10?
20. 2021-10-09 at 8:37 PM UTC in You know your an alcoholic when.
    Incessant African Astronaut
    6 for sure.
    
    10 has to do with alcohol?