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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    No he just meant I don't know who else is your "friend" that you're fucking
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie At least he got bars. "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"

    Lol, do you imagine he often picks up young red head with ++ in the slut stats that actually have a crew with them. Like, lure business person, rob them typa situation, also take pictures cause you bet your ass he's cheating on his wife IDK.

    Maybe. Didn't realize that was a thing, i don't move in them circles.

    I mean honestly I've got bars because I was drunk and paraphrasing everything. By the time I would get NIS open to type something I had half forgotten what they said.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I'm curious how you describe your character in this story? Why are you at this bar, alone, watching these strangers play out their drama?

    My character? Typical dude with a much lower douche rating. Finishimg up some work during HH at my favorite spot waiting for my own hoochie mamma to meet me a bit later. Watching these strangers because it was much more interesting than my work and I had bareleay eaten so after my first shot of tequila I was feeling it.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    I got so drunk last night I forgot to post in the drunk Fred.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wow he immediately started hitting on the bartender as soon as home girl went to the bathroom
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    I think he told her he was going to be getting high at home alone while she was at her Christmas party and then a big discussion ensued about how she doesn't judge anyone and he can do whatever he wants even if he's an old guy still sitting at home smoking weed on a Friday night
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Hows that conditional relationship going for you? What percentage of your income do you spend on her and her kid a month?

    What does it matter if someone chooses to spend their income on pussy? Doesn't that make them better than you because they aren't hurting for the loss? Lol
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    He also told her she looked nice but she would look a lot nicer if she showed up at his house later and pointed a Glock at her. And she's like "what whyy why would me scaring you do it for you?"

    This is gold. I couldn't ask for better people watching
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    He finally got a kiss out of her after making fun of her by saying "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"

    And she's like "oh,no,stop, I don't have a crew it's fine"

    Now he's offering to get her a private car to his house after her work holiday party because she's saying that it's impossible to get an Uber from down town out all the way where he lives far away"

    Hilarious
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Sat down and this guy was immediately giving off douche vibes.

    His date showed up and she looks about half his age, half his net worth, and extra red headed and slutty. This will be interesting. He negged her within 10 minutes of her sitting down and I'm too drunk to remember how but I'm sure he'll do it again
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Yeah I do disposable cuz lazy
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Goof try ince

    I thought you were trying to call me an incel and then I remembered what my own username was
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX Damn bro why don’t u fuck other bitches

    Already on it
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wait but really who is the white Kanye?
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping… But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.

    Every minute of my life I waste comprehending things on your behalf, wasting the efforts of my brain cells on cleaning up your perpetual messes because you can't stay off the sauce long enough to stop bull in a china shopping everything in your life and mine, it pains me. Like someone took my skin and started separating it from my flesh just to run white hot pokers underneath it.. that's how much it pains me that I waste my time on her misadventures. And instead of feeling the anguish from that pain I bottle it up into glass bottles and stick them in the freezer. But that's the thing about beer in the freezer, eventually it will explode. The shards could nic an artery if youre not careful. In my case there's no game of chicken. The dumb cow isn't even trying to piss me off she's just that useless.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Sorry. It was just a retarded nonsensical joke reply lol. I don't even know what "go write it then" would even mean in this context.

    Oh ok. I almost wrot my version of it for shits and giggles but that's a waste of my talent
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by D3VDINSIDX I strive to b this good of a human

    Same but also now Falco is losing his shit and wants to throttle th bitch
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Confused
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Go write it then.

    Calm down little dude. These are not the droids you're looking for.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping… But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.

    It's like I wrote this myself.
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