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No he just meant I don't know who else is your "friend" that you're fucking
2021-12-11 at 8:56 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
I got so drunk last night I forgot to post in the drunk Fred.
Wow he immediately started hitting on the bartender as soon as home girl went to the bathroom
I think he told her he was going to be getting high at home alone while she was at her Christmas party and then a big discussion ensued about how she doesn't judge anyone and he can do whatever he wants even if he's an old guy still sitting at home smoking weed on a Friday night
He also told her she looked nice but she would look a lot nicer if she showed up at his house later and pointed a Glock at her. And she's like "what whyy why would me scaring you do it for you?"
This is gold. I couldn't ask for better people watching
He finally got a kiss out of her after making fun of her by saying "I don't know what I can do here because I don't know if you've got a crew here"
And she's like "oh,no,stop, I don't have a crew it's fine"
Now he's offering to get her a private car to his house after her work holiday party because she's saying that it's impossible to get an Uber from down town out all the way where he lives far away"
Hilarious
Sat down and this guy was immediately giving off douche vibes.
His date showed up and she looks about half his age, half his net worth, and extra red headed and slutty. This will be interesting. He negged her within 10 minutes of her sitting down and I'm too drunk to remember how but I'm sure he'll do it again
Yeah I do disposable cuz lazy
Wait but really who is the white Kanye?
Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping… But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.
Every minute of my life I waste comprehending things on your behalf, wasting the efforts of my brain cells on cleaning up your perpetual messes because you can't stay off the sauce long enough to stop bull in a china shopping everything in your life and mine, it pains me. Like someone took my skin and started separating it from my flesh just to run white hot pokers underneath it.. that's how much it pains me that I waste my time on her misadventures. And instead of feeling the anguish from that pain I bottle it up into glass bottles and stick them in the freezer. But that's the thing about beer in the freezer, eventually it will explode. The shards could nic an artery if youre not careful. In my case there's no game of chicken. The dumb cow isn't even trying to piss me off she's just that useless.
