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Posts by Jeff

  1. Jeff Houston
    It's ok enema, I'd still fuck you
  2. Jeff Houston
    Now I can save up for a new cat
  3. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Shodan It's better than good.

    It's God.

    God is good
  4. Jeff Houston
    Coffee, cannabis, nicotine


    I'm boring
  5. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Shodan NSI-189, bromantane, p-f-deprenyl, norbinaltorphimine and benzofuranylpropylaminopentane

    Is any of that good?
  6. Jeff Houston
    I'm pooping
  7. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what else do you do with your friends.

    That's why I don't have friends because everyone wants to be gay
  8. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Delta 8 is a tetrahydrocannabinol, dum-dum.

    I thought thc was delta 9

    Delta 8 is some thing else the kids are taking
  9. Jeff Houston
    Shitting
  10. Jeff Houston
    Wasn't dried mush soaked in lemon juice a thing for a while?
  11. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood doesnt it just convert in the stomch

    From Wiki:

    Psilocybin is rapidly dephosphorylated in the body to psilocin which acts as a 5-HT2A, 5-HT2C and 5-HT1A agonist or partial agonist.


    W.e that means
  12. Jeff Houston
    I sometimes put peppermint oil on my balls

    Feels good man
  13. Jeff Houston
    All ideas are welcome
  14. Jeff Houston
    Does weed count

    I don't smoke
  15. Jeff Houston
    Si

    No

    ?
  16. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats because you don't know how to make it properly

    Amazing!
  17. Jeff Houston
    Jeffrey
  18. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Wariat I found this chick in this small side pub who had one of her front teeth missing and later told me her brother is a drug dealer and confirmed what i suspected and that is i currently live in one of the worst neighbourhoods in this city. so she wanted to go dancing somewhere and that free club i got in a fight last week was the only place i could think pf with dancing floor plus its free entry. i figure the bouncers wont recognize me or ill deny it if any of them do and just go in on side of her. and i did and got in. the only reason i even hang out with this ugly chick and she wasnt horribly ugly was because i wanted sex and easy sex tonight, but it didnt happen shes polak after all. anyway, i went in there and danced with her and was making out with her wnd shit and after a while we put our bags i had a backpack on with my ipad inside and apple wireless ear pods and we put them on the floor near where we sat. after a while i see some guy some young roughneck type maybe an ultra grab it and hold a bunch of bags in his hand including mine and hers. so i go up right away to him and say hey that is mine and take it out of his hand. and was upset thinking this guy is trying to rob me.

    so i say wtf man why are you grbabing my bag in polish to him, he then gets mad and tries to rip it out of my hand back and i noticed there is at least one other guy with him so i bolt before i can be robbed. i grab the backpack and just run down a bunch of stairs to the outside brushing past a crapload of people but hes fucking following. right outside as i hold the bag i see the would be thief and asshole fuck type charge at me and i deck him with a well place right hook as he runs in at me. then the bouncers outside breka it up qnd basically save him from a righteous ass whopping. i tell them what happened and how this fuck tried to take my bag and was attacking me for it so i ran out as he had at least one otehr guy with him on the inside. and this is the fucked up thing guys get this. he claims he has some jacket i took i show them the bag and none only what i said was in there was in there so instead of letting me beat the shit with him or go one on one with him they go back in a group with him inside. not sure what happened later if they just let him badk in and steal other peopels shit or believe his jacket story or what they did but i just left and they wouldnt let me back in. fucked up place and people.

    I have some what looks like cat scratches on side of my face and i dont know how i would have got them other than him trying to grab my face as i was running down the stairs to the exit.

    Too long didn't read
  19. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by mmG 3D printing is gay

    Go 3D print yourself a dildo so you can go fuck yourself gaylord

    I'm gay
  20. Jeff Houston
    Feels good man
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