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2017-04-28 at 10:19 PM UTC in It is the prophecy (triangle gods)The way, the only way, atleast today, anyway, take gabapentin and be sober for a while and the gods will grant you a girlfriend
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2017-04-23 at 1:19 AM UTC in Gravestone humorHarry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
In a Georgia cemetery:
"I told you I was sick!"
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102
The Good Die Young.
In a London, England cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast
Pardon me For not rising.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:
I was somebody.
Who, is no business Of yours.
Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880s. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les No More.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.
On Margaret Daniel's grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia:
She always said her feet were killing her,
but nobody believed her.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June
Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie:
Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay.
On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip:
Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
(To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: )
To follow you I'll not consent,
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2017-04-22 at 3:21 AM UTC in I. Kept tryingto gosomwhere but i got get where caught in subspaceI was spodsed but i keep wakingnup inbetween floors kf my house
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2017-04-22 at 3:16 AM UTC in just ate a bunch of jalapenos
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2017-04-22 at 3:16 AM UTC in Flont plabe slushConcave crust
Subspace dust -
2017-04-22 at 3:15 AM UTC in I think what I need is to build myself a "command" center with like 3 monitors.Splol came up withit first toolate irate /:)
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2017-04-22 at 3:13 AM UTC in Zigotta forgot aKROBOULDERS
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2017-04-22 at 3:12 AM UTC in Zigotta forgot aCROBOLDERS
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2017-04-22 at 3:12 AM UTC in Zigotta forgot aUnrachleathsth craDOBERS!!
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2017-04-22 at 3:12 AM UTC in Zigotta forgot aZombplodor ckrachnutklen'j'nachklacht ubunjo ajagatalasitly sowswell nortagfuckinproble.
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2017-04-22 at 3:09 AM UTC in how many pills u popped in a day?Atleaat 15 a day
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2017-04-17 at 8:51 AM UTC in When I see a boneless personWhen I see a chromeless person,
I offer them lead.
Thats how bad the brain damage has got -
2017-04-17 at 8:49 AM UTC in What relatively obscure topics fascinate you?Bicameralism, interacting with the zungods
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2017-04-17 at 8:45 AM UTC in FocalUGHThe past like 10 days have been a complete blur, im a dumbfuck and focaline as you all know. My weed guys bro is a major lag so I prob wont have weed for another week ugh, done with focalin, for now, booze is cool, aniracetam hopefully rebuilds my zongolds
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2017-04-15 at 9:59 AM UTC in Triangle ufo spottedIve partially recovered from my brain seizures so will be making more posts
http://www.openminds.tv/triangle-ufo-hovers-low-over-rural-pennsylvania/39974 -
2017-04-11 at 7:46 AM UTC in Phenibutbest drug ever
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2017-04-06 at 2:15 PM UTC in Niggasinspace radioeh i got bored already
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2017-04-06 at 1:47 PM UTC in Niggasinspace radiohttp://roshambo.caster.fm/
talk radio, zongocore, taking requests -
2017-04-05 at 7:17 AM UTC in Why the forum is broke afYou just derp'd up somehow because if a zongoloid like me could host a forum using vBulletin for 3 years and have little to no bugs or glitches at all, you can
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2017-04-05 at 7:16 AM UTC in User CP Is RetardedI grew up on forums that used vBulletin, in my opinion it is superior to whatever forum software this is. A helluva lot more profile customization, Hell I even had I forum for a few years and I've tried phpBB, numerous other forum softwares and vBulletin was always the best.
