Posts by Robert Mugabe

1. 2020-12-06 at 12:47 AM UTC in Litter box fun time
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jesus is king Just scooped the box
   
   Found lots of turds and pea balls
   
   Cat shit has such a distinct and unique aroma
   It's actually quite pleasant to huff in a nasty fart smell kind of way

   
   That's how you get Toxoplasmosis you stupid cock nosed fuck.
   
   
2. 2020-12-05 at 10:13 PM UTC in Post ur kettle
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls My nigger kettle wins
   
   

   
   Looks like one of those radge pots my nan use to put on the stove that whistled.
3. 2020-12-05 at 9:26 PM UTC in What CC is your microwave?
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   My soup is lukewarm after 2 minutes, you win this round boys.
4. 2020-12-05 at 9:25 PM UTC in Post ur kettle
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls My nigger kettle wins
   
   

   
   Holy shit you have same worktop/ kitchen tiles as my old flat.
5. 2020-12-05 at 8:41 PM UTC in I shoot women in the head and blow their brains out
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   ?
6. 2020-12-05 at 8:05 PM UTC in So there I was...
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by joe biden Freedom is slavery
   Ignorance is strength
   War is peace
   Black lives matter

   
   You're not funny.
   
   Kill yourself.
7. 2020-12-05 at 7:16 PM UTC in So there I was...
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   How much cider?
8. 2020-12-05 at 6:33 PM UTC in Video formats ranked
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   How can anyone possibly think an old format like VHS is better than todays formats?
   
   This conversation is only relevant when discussing Vinyl Vs CDs.
   
   What a fucking cock nose.
9. 2020-12-05 at 6:30 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Lmao.

   
   Lmao :u nonce?:
10. 2020-12-05 at 6:20 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie Sobriety is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

    
    Being a Nonce is just crutch for being an inadequate piece of human excrement.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo Im cuttin down and its killing me. I woke up this morning at 4 or 5 and couldn't stop sweating and shaking and couldn't cuddle the mrs due to sweaty shitty feelings so I snuck away and did a quarter of an isotonitazine pill sneezed 15 times as an autoimmune response then went back upstairs climed into bed and wished I was dead
    
    THE CYCLE WILL END SOMEDAY

    
    Fuck man that sounds heavy, hope you kick it. Has tapering down not helped?
11. 2020-12-05 at 5:49 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Sobriety is awesome.
12. 2020-12-05 at 4:26 PM UTC in What footwear u rocking?
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
    
    real men wear combat boots.

    
    You wear sandals you fucking rice picker.
13. 2020-12-05 at 3:42 PM UTC in What footwear u rocking?
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    
    
    Good for kicking people's heads in.
14. 2020-12-05 at 3:26 PM UTC in I shoot women in the head and blow their brains out
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I love how you to tried to imply the image wasn't tagged properly but you're too poor and stupid to realise.
    
    Dumb coffee barista.
15. 2020-12-05 at 3:21 PM UTC in Its been seven hours annnnd fifteeeen days
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls Y she bald I never really thought about it

    
    I met her in Tenerife at Trotter's bar a few years ago I shit you not. She's quite down to earth despite her mental breakdowns the media seems to catch her doing.
16. 2020-12-05 at 3:19 PM UTC in Post ur kettle
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    My Kettle and your Kettle 9pm sharp,central station.
17. 2020-12-05 at 1:48 PM UTC in Its cold
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    More to follow
18. 2020-12-05 at 1:47 PM UTC in INSTIGATOR FOR MOD OF HB
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Watching "The Sinner". You guys been watching anything good?
19. 2020-12-05 at 12:13 PM UTC in INSTIGATOR FOR MOD OF HB
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Fuck I was suppose to vote Spectral got demodded.
20. 2020-12-05 at 11:41 AM UTC in Its been seven hours annnnd fifteeeen days
    

    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Fucking hell listening to that depressing bitch.