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Posts by Jesus is king

  1. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I'm compiling a vast collection of videos of various Youtubers turned murderers.
    So far I'm almost finished with my Mr. Anime collection, then I'll work on Elliot Rodger and Nasim next.

    Who else should I make a collection of?
  2. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    lmao
  3. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP wasn't even alive when Deus Ex was out
  4. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp I wouldn't even listen to them now because Skinny Puppy is the soundtrack to Acquired Brain Injury.

    You weren't born when Pretty Hate Machine was released either. Your existence is a lie.

    Ah I get it
    You're being an idiot

    Hey I was alive when Lil Wayne dropped all his stuff, despite never having listened to his music I can use that as cred to diss zoomer superfans!
  5. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I'm so proud of my state killing off all these niggers
  6. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp You weren't alive when the first 6 Skinny Puppy albums came out.

    I was. You missed out on half of their discography you normie kikenosed shiteater.

    And?
    Did you actually listen to them at that time?
  7. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    https://deepsukebe.io

    Holy shit the future of AI is so awesome
  8. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Also it's appropriate a huge douchebag like krotx worships the biggest douchebag in music, steven albino.
  9. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Quite hypocritical of you to criticize someone else's taste in music when you confessed to listening to noise and field recordings

    Unlike Bill Krozby I actually listen to decent noise
    He's a poser who only listens to the most accessible bands once or twice a year


    Check this out


  10. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    How are you feeling OP

    Is corona as bad as they say?
  11. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Not everyone hates me. And i have great taste in music. To each their own. And you can't rape the willing you towel head

    You listen to generic geetah shit and pop noise like whitehouse.
    Your taste in music is objectively garbage.
  12. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy My childhood was awesome dude, I played GTA4 and got to experience genuine physics and vehicle body damage simulation at it's peak. I played MW2 and hit prestige. I played black ops and kicked ass in the Money Game. You'll never get to experience what I saw as a kid. I didn't listen to your 8 minute long vocaroo because I ain't got time for that shit. Say what you mean dude and don't waste so much time getting to the point.

    GTA IV is the worst in the series next to V

    You will never get to experience standing in line outside eb games on the day San Andreas was released
  13. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Yeah, so? That's where the charm comes from.

    You will never be a 13 year old playing games in VR at 120fps 8k per eye

    Born too early to experience the golden age
    Too late to be a kid during the second

    You spent your teens in the lamest era of all time
  14. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy I was born in the photorealistic age. My games were true to life. Your games were like pixelated fag shit.

    Nah you were born too early for that.
    7th and 8th gen games were still primitive and ripe with aliasing and low resolutions.
  15. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    My Godzilla blanket is older than you
  16. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Have you ever even played Animal Crossing on the gamecube?
  17. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy I will never get bitched out by my mom to stop hogging the landline
    I will never have an online pedophile expose himself to me

    I never encountered pedos
    I would troll people by using aim booters which would crash their computers.
  18. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    It's one thing to enjoy something from the past, it's another to have actually experienced that era.


    My childhood was like the 6th genration, so imaginative and unique whereas your whole life is basically the 7th generation, cookie cutter lame shit that is like that one episode of spongebob where everything is chrome
  19. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Oh my God you're so right dude I wish I was as old and decrepit as you are

    The irony is I can still enjoy all the things you enjoyed only I can enjoy them as well as all the fruits of the bright and glorious future and you will probably die before AI powered robot waifus become a reality

    Nah look up Aubrey Degray and Liz Parrish.
    People are already working on ways to halt and reverse aging.
    Even if I do die though I can be cryonically preserved.

    Robot waifus will never take off, too many ethical issues such as them getting hacked and killing you or biting your dick off.
  20. Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy I just got to experience all of it since you posted it all in this thread for me
    Thanks dude

    You were FIVE when the Xbox 360 was released

    When I was five The Downward Spiral was a year old and the US was 90% white
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