Posts by Jesus is king

1. 2021-01-07 at 6:29 AM UTC in I love to fart
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Feels so good, that gush of air bursting out of my anus.
   I get such a feeling of satisfaction, like taking a huge shit.
   
   The smell is so wonderful too
   
   And the SOUND ... I love when it makes a loud Brrrrt.
2. 2021-01-07 at 6:07 AM UTC in Do you like me?
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   No
3. 2021-01-07 at 5:51 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I like to ride a bike.
   Real talk, ur life is tramatic & I'm sorry for busting down ur bike dreams.
   Real talk…ur too old, and it's weird. Get a car, u dumb clown & exercise like an adult.

   
   U cant exorcize with a car u dumb tranny
4. 2021-01-07 at 5:43 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   OP likes fat hoes
5. 2021-01-07 at 5:35 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra nah, I used to years ago but I have no endurance anymore

   
   All those black cocks up your anus every Friday took a tole in your health
6. 2021-01-07 at 5:18 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm No.

   
   Why?
7. 2021-01-07 at 5:15 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Hey DTE post pics of your kid
   
   You can pm me the pics if you want, I won't share.
8. 2021-01-07 at 5:14 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur ugly looking & ur chubby mom & creep ass dad can't save u that failure.

   
   His dad is a scrawny pedo looking creep.
   Krotz made up this hilarious story about him working at amd to cope with the fact he grew up with feeble rednecks.
9. 2021-01-07 at 5:12 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby post a picture of your mother and your father you won't because you know they look as creepy as you

   
   Already posted a pic of my dad and no I don't look creepy.
   You're just jelly because you're a douchey looking wank with huge cheeks and a bulbous nose.
10. 2021-01-07 at 5:06 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you back off you fat whore this thread is about cycling not about your fat whore daughter you retard now go sit down with her.

    
    Your mother is a fat ugly spic
11. 2021-01-07 at 5:06 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Almost 16. Back off, lowlife.

    
    You're a loser
12. 2021-01-07 at 4:54 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Pretty sure u missed the whole point. 🌹 I'm 36 & don't contemplate masterbation & I take care of my child. Don't hurt yourself processing that. Lil bit.

    
    how olde ist thyine child?
13. 2021-01-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in You say madonna
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    I say MASONNA
14. 2021-01-07 at 4:48 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what sports do you do besides sucking your own dick head

    
    Krotz projecting psychologically
15. 2021-01-07 at 4:42 AM UTC in anyone here like skinny puppy?
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
16. 2021-01-07 at 4:41 AM UTC in Lance Armstrong
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP has shit taste in music and fucks fat chicks
17. 2021-01-07 at 4:11 AM UTC in Maiku Pensu you have dishonored the great state of Indiana and the American people
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT I never liked that sick fuck when he was the Governor,, gave him a pass when Trump picked him. thats over now

    
    You live in Indiana?
18. 2021-01-07 at 4:10 AM UTC in anyone here like skinny puppy?
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Last Rights > VivisectVI > Rabies > Mind The Perpetual Intercourse > Too Dark Park > Remission > Mythmaker > Bites > handOver > The Greater Wrong of the Right > Cleanse Fold and Manipulate > Weapon > The Process
19. 2021-01-07 at 4:07 AM UTC in anyone here like skinny puppy?
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Best opener next to Love in Vein and Dogshit
    
20. 2021-01-07 at 3:49 AM UTC in anyone here like skinny puppy?
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nope

    
    Yep