Posts by Jesus is king

1. 2020-12-11 at 9:17 AM UTC in An Honest Appraisal
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by livingelegy Oh no I never got to wait 20 minutes for a single still of a porno vid to load
   
   Oh no I never was virtually molested by online pedophiles

   
   
   You have no clue how satisfying it was once things finally finished downloading.
   
   No one could even use the phones if you were online
   
   The internet was so much more special and futuristic back then
   Now it's just a disgusting normiefest
2. 2020-12-11 at 9:14 AM UTC in A world livingelegy never got to experience
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   
   
   
   
   
3. 2020-12-11 at 9:04 AM UTC in An Honest Appraisal
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   OP never got to experience browsing 4chan and Hentai sites on dial up with a crt monitor and windows xp
   
   
   You never downloaded sandstorm on winmx
   
   Never got to troll Yahoo chat rooms
   
   You were a toddler when I was playing Stick RPG
4. 2020-12-11 at 9:01 AM UTC in An Honest Appraisal
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by livingelegy You will die while I am in my prime

   
   Your prime years are already over.
   
   Too old to be a youth
   
   Too young to drink and run for president
5. 2020-12-11 at 9 AM UTC in tx work force comission
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Your mom is fat and ugly
6. 2020-12-11 at 8:53 AM UTC in going to sue my employer
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   He didn't leave her they were just saying
7. 2020-12-11 at 8:48 AM UTC in An Honest Appraisal
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   OP wasn't even alive when The Fragile was releases
   
   His whore mom didn't even shit him out until a year AFTER the matrix came out
8. 2020-12-11 at 8:44 AM UTC in An Honest Appraisal
   Jesus is king African Astronaut
   Grylls is an obese conehead with a kike nose.
9. 2020-12-11 at 8:44 AM UTC in going to sue my employer
   Jesus is king African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby sure okay.. you dont even know your dad

   
   Pretty sure I do, fuccboi.
10. 2020-12-11 at 8:35 AM UTC in going to sue my employer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my moms not fat

    
    She's fat and really ugly
    
    Also my dad was a body builder and could pulverize your pedo dad
11. 2020-12-11 at 8:26 AM UTC in Fuck. I'm 30.
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by livingelegy 20

    
    Little bitch
12. 2020-12-11 at 8:16 AM UTC in going to sue my employer
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP's mom is a fat ugly whore and his dad is a scrawny pedophile
13. 2020-12-11 at 7:55 AM UTC in The smell of poop
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Notice how the poop residue on a tissue smells different from the actual turd
    
    Cats kind of have a similar smell
14. 2020-12-11 at 7:54 AM UTC in Covid-19 will be with us forever
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP will have to live with a huge chin and bug nose
    
    Forever
15. 2020-12-11 at 7:53 AM UTC in 👩‍👧‍👦 livingelegy~land👩‍👧‍👦
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by livingelegy You got a problem with that, city boy?

    
    Go fuck your ugly whore mother and then post about it
16. 2020-12-11 at 7:52 AM UTC in Fuck. I'm 30.
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian this gonna be you soon
    
    

    
    Except I'll be on a mattress
17. 2020-12-11 at 7:52 AM UTC in Fuck. I'm 30.
    Jesus is king African Astronaut

    Originally posted by livingelegy Fuck. One day I'll be 30 like you.

    
    How old are you
18. 2020-12-11 at 7:47 AM UTC in The Mario Party
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
19. 2020-12-11 at 7:01 AM UTC in 👩‍👧‍👦 livingelegy~land👩‍👧‍👦
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP is a living white trash stereotype
20. 2020-12-11 at 6:29 AM UTC in Playing games locked to 24fps
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    Oracle, despite being an idiot, is correct.
    Street fart and jibba are morons.