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2017-05-05 at 11:39 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?
Originally posted by Darth Beaver I'm pretty good with woodworking.
I have some wood you can work
Originally posted by Darth Beaver I can shoot you in the head at 300 meters with an M 16 using iron sights.
bullshit
Originally posted by Darth Beaver I should have been killed more times than I care to recall.
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2017-05-06 at 2:59 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?all ya'll in here making these on-topic posts...you do realize that despite your greatest talents and outwardly expressing yourselves to the best of your ability...the entirety of your existence is still insignificant and meaningless in the most absolute of terms.
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2017-05-06 at 1:16 PM UTC in Best Torture
Originally posted by -SpectraL He's talking about my opening post, sealing up the excrement and piss hole and having the person explode from the inside. Hot spicy foods would cause a larger explosion, and if you're sick on top of all that, even larger.
if an internal explosion is all that is desired, cram a garden hose up the torturee-s asshole, use medical forceps to get a grip on the anal sphincter to position it for a clamp to compress it around the hose, then turn on the flow partially. not fully...or theyll splode too quickly. technically a clamp isnt needed but, depending on the person, if the water flow rate is too low, and their asshole is too well-worn, the backpressure will force the water back out the asshole instead of up into their lower digestive tract. that usually can be remedied by turning up the flow rate to full then (again...usually) the water will flow so quickly that the asshole cant release enough of it.
what will happen is eventually the pressure will build, somewhere in the lower alimentary canal a membrane will burst from the excess pressure, releasing the water into the various internal cavities (thoracic, abdominal) to build in that/those cavities. depending on the person...eventually the pressure will exceed the bodys own ability to contain it and somewhere an external membrane (skin) will burst.
theyll be dead before that happens, unless the water flow is set all the way up, because at the lower flow rate they die because their lungs cant function.
for the creative folks...various types of pumps can be used to apply assorted fluids and chemicals in place of water.
ive never done this before, nor would i ever. official statement.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-05 at 11:45 PM UTC in infractions u got beforeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-05 at 11:42 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-05 at 6:30 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-04 at 12:03 PM UTC in Nuclear Assthis shows how utterly fucking retarded and out of touch with reality you are if you find it necessary to post this bullshittery.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-05 at 1:05 PM UTC in Just got out of the ERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-04 at 10:29 PM UTC in Just got out of the ER
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I claim both irish and hispanic, though I will admit I've tried to pass myself off as a jedi before and it didn't work, I once went to a resteraunt with my jedi friend berry to a hebrew resteraunt and I put on a pair of those tiny jedi glasses jedis wear, and my friend got pissed and told me to take them off that nobody will believe me
I even have a profile on jedidate.com and actually got hit up by a bunch of girls but I couldnt respond to them because you have to pay to message people back… what kind of retard jedi pays for a dating site lol
jesus fuck...you're a dumb fucking niggerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-04 at 11:43 PM UTC in Be tentative when selling Xanax (or any benzos for the matter)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-04 at 4:53 PM UTC in Just got out of the ER
Originally posted by Malice Another note on PTSD, Tetris and similar games played right after the event can help greatly lessen or prevent the memory formation. A benzo or other drug with a strong amnesiac effect is something I'd definitely also recommend, along with propanolol. They really should have this on hand in the military and other organizations with a predisposition to trauma.
wtf? no. don't erase your experiences like a scared child...you embrace them, learn from them, then use them as fap material. because traumatic experiences are sexually stinulating. they literally give me a boner. I am literally not exaggeratingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-03 at 10:25 PM UTC in Just got out of the ERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-03 at 11:52 PM UTC in Bill Krozby vs SCronaldoJTrumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-03 at 12 AM UTC in Just got out of the ERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-03 at 1:51 AM UTC in I am an assholeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-02 at 11:41 PM UTC in Serious Question For Billy GoatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-02 at 10:02 AM UTC in Open invitationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-01 at 5:23 PM UTC in Being an alcoholic sucks
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I appreciate it, I don't want to quit completely just not drink everyday. I live in a college town and everyone drinks and smokes weed and I'm not allowed to smoke weed because of my legal situation so it kind of makes me feel like an outcast when I meet someone and they want to smoke weed and I love to smoke but haven't done it since december 4th and even before that for the last couple years I've been restricted.
I think its fine to drink at shows or social situations, but the drinking alone is a killer for me since I'm almost always by myself.
the nurse I hang with works a lot of hours and is always busy with being a nurse at the hospital, so the only time we hang out is when she's off and she drinks heavily for a girl and when I go over I will with her. But thats probably not that big of a deal since I only hang with her.
I'm going to go see a show in a week with my neighbor and I intend on drinking there with him because I go to shows to party and get jolly like everyone else since I don't go out often.
But yeah I'm on a light dose of gabapentin for the next few days and my buddy hooked me up with it yesterday but before I met up with him I felt so out of wack I didn't want to get out of bed.
And you're right about it hurting people around me, I've had so many people that actually cared and loved me that I basically told them to fuck off while messed up.
One of the things that made me decide I need to cool it, is the other day I called my dad to say whats up (I don't normally see my parents) and the conversation wasn't going the way I wanted it to, so I argued with him and said things I later felt bad about. He hung up on me and I was pretty pissed off that he did. But I realize id hangup on anyone that talked to me like that as well so I understand it. I text him the next day and he didn't reply back at all. And I actually love my mom and dad a lot but we've always been butting heads and thats why I moved out when I was 17. But it wasn't because they were like junkies/alcoholics/dead beats… but I'm just different than them and they very conservative, which is fine and I should get over it they are always going to be the same way but yeah my "frothiness" definitely comes out when I binge drink.
I'm not always upset when I drink its just at some point I will be really shitty to people and they didn't see it coming.
I thought about picking up vaping or something like that, but I feel like that would be kind of lame and I just need to drink coffee and smoke bud in a couple years when I can.
When I turned 21, I actually didn't drink for a couple of years but I was heroin addict and when I quit that I just drank. And its like goddamn do you always have to have something lol
and you wonder why everyone thinks you're a piece of shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-01 at 5:45 PM UTC in I can't even imagine how awesome it would be to have HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of dollarsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-01 at 5:05 PM UTC in I can't even imagine how awesome it would be to have HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of dollarsyou think so? why? what exactly would having all the money in the world do for anything? it'd just mean you could buy more shit. woopdee dooooThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
