Originally posted by Enterita
If I asked out a girl and then she obviously rejected me, since I have no social circle or ever go outside, I could fake my death pretty easily. I would fake my death that night and then she'd think it was her fault, like asking her out was my final attempt at self worth or something lol. That'd fuck her up right?
shed laugh at you and all her friends would ridicule you for how pathetic you are
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover
“Seeing that all things are produced through the agency of money, and that all money now comes
into existence as a debt to the banking systems of the world, this simply means, as Major
Douglas has said, that our now internationally organized moneylenders ‘are the actual or
potential owners of everything produced in the world.’”
Nevertheless, though the International Money Power moves steadily and remorselessly
ahead, with seemingly irresistible power, toward a fateful realization of its goal of world
government, which will be a jedi tyranny and a slave state for gentiles, the system on
which its power rests—let me declare it again—is sheer swindle.
Now you know how they will do it.
and the kikes wonder why everyone is always trying to pogrom them into extinction.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-17 at 5:50 PM UTC
in
posting on the toilet
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i personally don't piss on my hands so i don't feel the need to wash them to appease faggots like op. i even fart loudly because i dont give a fuck
because your dick is so small you can't use your hands.
your farting technique is based on your lack of sphincter control due to excessive penile penetration and foreign object damage.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by apt
Nobody picks on my boy RisiR without consequences. Consider yourself raped and strangled OP.
RE—–
ill ass-fuck your 'boy' then use your tonsils to clean his ass-stench off my cock
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by RottenRobert
It seems our society is more tolerant with LGBT being a major player in politics and having a hissy fit if someone doesn't bake a cake for them. However there are no natural offsprings from those union.
Biracial marriages produce babies that look different. So the question is would you marry a nigger?
it's called miscegenation, you damned dirty ape
stfu nigger.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by CandyRein
eep opp ork, ahh ahh. gnome sane?
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-15 at 10:38 PM UTC
in
Wrecking car for insurance?
and video tape the whole thing to be posted
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by HTS
Men need it. Violent, aggressive males with healthy testosterone levels need to be dealt with somehow, and it's better than killing them. 🙃
the proper way of dealing with such males is to suck their dick or offer up another of your orifices in tribute.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I accidentally mixed my cleaning towels - used for dusting and cleaning with my regular cloth in the washing machine. Is there any harm in doing so? I have not use the cloth yet; - just what to make sure it is safe before I start putting them on. If not; should I wash my regular cloth again or throw them out? If I do throw them out; it will be pricey - $300 range. Had two Abercrombie jeans in the wash.
in your case the cleaning/dusting towels are going to be more sanitary than the ones you use to dry off your fermenting asshole.
as a matter of fact...the dirty rags i use to clean with and throw out instead of washing are cleaner than your nasty ass-towels.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by 🐿
Trying to pass out
do it lying on your stomach...and make sure all the doors are unlocked.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by POLECAT
I was raised NOT to hit women,, I learned women, well some women strive to get hit by a man. and some women want it while others just want to be able to put a motherfucker in jail for doing it.
I was too but in today's day and age where these women want equality...they're going to get it.
if a woman thinks she's man enough to hit a man she's man enough to get hit back.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by ~L J~
I would never wanna break up the bromance you and Bill Krozby got going on lol. :P
you wont.
ill take his ass...and you can use a giant strap-on to tickle his tonsils
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-13 at 1:38 AM UTC
in
I'm not ready to be a father.
Originally posted by Enterita
I like you.
How do you do stuff by yourself and not have ppl weirded out. I saw a play by myself recently, and the girl next to me moved to an empty seat she wasnt assigned to so she wouldnt have to sit next to me. Made me feel like a creep.
you give too many fucks
i went to deadpool-2 by myself because no chicks i know would go with me due to the movie premise.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover
Getting pissed off after reading this.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-tied-sexually-assaulted-14-153206806.html
All you pedophiles need to go there. You can go free if they catch you.
a 19yo on a 14yo isnt pedophilia.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by POLECAT
…7 lug nuts?
stupidest invention ever.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-08-12 at 9:23 PM UTC
in
fonaplants endoscopy
ill superglue an endoscope to the head of my cock and shove it up your intestines
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Zanick
Hi Karen,
Just wanted to update you on my week.
The dazzling image of your perfect, naked body has scorched itself into my grey matter, despite my having never seen it. My psychiatrist said she won’t prescribe a young man pills to make thoughts of naked ladies go away, but it’s proven to be a distraction at work and elsewhere, and I don’t know how to get it out. You’ve left me with no choice, other than to describe to everyone, as best as I can, what I contend with regularly now that I am without you. I’m going to paint you, Karen, and it’s going to be the next wonder of the world.
Still, while I possess ample inspiration, I do have to learn how to paint, and I need a suitable place to paint you in. I don’t have a house, but I’m going to labor until I can buy one even while I go to school for painting. Not just any house, though, it’ll have to be one fitting your magnificence.
I’m going to get a mansion, on miles of green estate. With a privacy hedge all around the yard, and a deck of carved marble, with a tree rising up through the center, forming a canopy of golden leaves around your head all through every season, so magical in design that time does not cause us to wither, but only serves to fortify us against the world that would see us apart.
There, under the golden canopy and upon the marble slab, I will paint you in your glory and in proportion upon on a brilliant canvas with oils that will never fade. I will sign my name at the bottom of your foot, and, while the paint is still wet, take a Polaroid and FedEx it to the architect of your body as ransom, bidding him come in bad faith to negotiate your safe release.
He’ll meet me at the Louvre, where my painting of you is displayed for a whole month to millions of witnesses who made great pilgrimage just to behold you as a mere whisper of pigment upon walls yet far away, and I will execute him brutally and without conscience on its steps and steal away with you to some remote yet prominent dwelling in the mountains, where we will establish a monarchy everlasting through the maintenance of incest and bask together in the splendor of your nudity.
I meet with my instructor on Thursday, I hope I like my classmates.
With Love,
Zanick
ill give you a free course on painting where i grab your ears for handlebars and paint your tonsils with the head of my cock using the varied color palette of my ball juice and your tears.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by A College Professor
free thanks for gay cocksuckers all day long. you heard it here first folks
youre just trying to get people to thank you.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by A College Professor
keep proving that ur a gay bitch and ill keep thanking you
i swear to the great pumpkin and all thats holy if you dont stop beating my cock with your tonsils im going to keep pumping your stomach full of my testicular goo
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by A College Professor
that's a strange thing to accuse someone of randomly. pretty rich coming from a middle aged retarded closet-fag
youre an idiot
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
