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2024-01-22 at 6:38 PM UTC in What I dont get fuys"why don't people want to get deported from america"
because it's the best country on earth you fucking numptyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-01-22 at 10:12 PM UTC in What I dont get fuysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-20 at 1:03 PM UTC in i literally just post things nowi'm so close to the brink of gibbering madness that i almost wanna puke. i can feel it. the shift in my psyche. the reckless abandon. my relationship with truth deteriorating. i just post things. for... for fun. but the worst part is it's not like i'm just "going on the internet and telling lies". no. to be a liar one must possess some concrete foundation of truth, and then willfully disregard that foundation - there needs to be mens rea (thanks legally blonde) to tell a true lie. i don't tell true lies. i say things because they'll be fun. fun! and maybe not even fun? i say things i don't believe just to say them now. they are not lies, not even half truths, because truth has lost almost all meaning to me.
i have been psychically flayed. i am spiritually skinless. exposed. being worn raw by forces beyond my ken.
and it turns me onThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-01-20 at 4:13 AM UTC in Inherently Self CenteredYes. You need to care. Pic related (I assume this is a robbery since it's a black dude with a gun).
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2024-01-20 at 12:53 PM UTC in Fedra-ListThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-20 at 9:53 AM UTC in Pedo ListThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-17 at 7:24 PM UTC in Cheap ways to make alcohol?I'm not exactly well versed in the specifics of the brewer's art, but if quality is not a concern, it's really as simple as sugar + water + baker's yeast. So if all you care about is "enough alcohol to get tipsy", that kinda bummy ass sugar wine is probably the way to go. You can do it in a milk jug using a regular party balloon for an airlock, even.
That said, if you're planning on getting drunk on nothing but homebrew for the next 2 years, it might be worth it to invest in some actual kit like brewing yeast, a glass carboy or two, and an actual airlock.
I don't have any exact recipes for you, but it's worth bearing in mind that you really probably don't actually need one. Prison niggas are brewing as we speak in plastic bags. Humans have been getting drunk for millennia. It's easy as fuck to make alcohol. I suspect the way to go about making cider would probably be to dice up your apples, boil them for a bit, mash them up in the pot with the water you boiled em in, and then pour that into your [sterilized] brewing vessel. Top it up with cold water, and then probably use something like this champagne yeast? Pop on your airlock, wait a month or two, et voila.
EDIT: Yeah, first result after googling for best cider yeast was someone talking about EC-1118. I figured. It's also what you use for honey wine/mead, iirc. That's the extent of my specific, usable knowledge anyway. There's probably an easy-to-follow 10 minute youtube video that walks you through every step of brewing just about any alcohol you can dream up, assuming you want more detailed/less sketchy instructions.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-01-16 at 9:55 PM UTC in Emilia earhartshe got eaten by coconut crabs
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2023-09-01 at 2:12 PM UTC in Chris Chan's Charges Dismissed
Originally posted by aldra "he posted a video of himself drinking his own semen mixed with fanta, followed by a video of himself having sex with his sex doll with a printout of Ivy's face glued over its own"
You know that retarded kid in school who you'd peer pressure to say fucked up things? That's Chris. Only rather than having an elementary school's worth of psychopathic children encouraging him to say "fuck you" to a teacher, he had an entire internet's worth of fully grown psychopaths encouraging him to do genuinely fucked up shit like... that, and raping his dementia-riddled mom.
The charges shouldn't have been dropped, but at the end of the day he definitely would have been found not criminally recognizant. As long as the end result is that he's forced to live in state care facilities for the rest of his life, I'm satisfied. Also the amount of time he served pre-sentencing, he'd probably have been let go with time served if they'd found him guilty of anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-01-16 at 10:06 PM UTC in HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EXISTING AS A HUMAN BEING?it's okay. beats a lot of the obvious alternatives, anyway. it's not perfect. at any rate, i'm not great at it either. all things considered, i suspect there are far less pleasant-seeming things to be and ways of being. and probably some that are better. if god exists, and made us, he probably wants us to Be than he is (as any parent would). so as cool as humanity is, and as cool as being god might be, i think we're probably supposed to be better than god. and i cant even will matter into existence. yet. so. you know. it's okay. in the same way being a kid is okay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-02 at 10:13 PM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.I got it on game pass and then paid $40 for the premium edition (despite the fact that I don't actually own the game) like the dirty little paypiggy consoomer whore that I am. Just for the early access, y'know? And I gotta say: I have approximately 0 regrets. I will probably buy the game outright at some point in the future, but doing it this way saved me like $30 for this month. First impressions? "Shit's lit." It's everything The Outer Worlds could have been... should have been.
It really hit me while I was reading computer entries in the pirate base you're sent to near the start of the game, on a miserable little shithole called Kreet. In The Outer Worlds, every terminal would have read something like this:
ATTENTION EVILCORP™ EMPLOYEES
YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO 200 HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EACH MONTH BEFORE YOU START RECIEVING PAY.
COMPLAINERS WILL BE SHOT AND THEIR CORPSES TURNED INTO DELICIOUS EVILCORP™ NUTRIENT PASTE.
"MAKE HASTE, MOM'S COOKING PASTE!".
PS: CAPITALISM IS THE BEST THING EVER.
And instead of being greeted with the most quirky, ham-fisted, shitty satire ever put into words, I was instead greeted with... just... intriguing logs about the trials undertaken at that location by a faction's "xenowarfare" research division. Not to say it was completely devoid of Quirky Humor - you can't escape completely from that in the Year of our Lord 2023 - but Bethesda opted to avoid beating you over the head with it (whereas Obsidian seemed keen to pulverize players' heads into Evilcorp™ Nutrient Paste with their writing). What I'm sayin' is it was a lovely. Compelling lore! Flavor! (Relatively) restrained attempts at comedy that don't make you groan constantly! Refreshing. Haven't been playing it for long (well, I have, but I am slow and haven't gotten far - I just reached "the Lodge"), but holy shit this game's got alotta potential.
I fiddled with the shipbuilding for a good 45 minutes before giving up on it because I couldn't figure out how to rebuild mine in a way that met all of my functional and aesthetic needs. It's some pretty in-depth shit though. I was considering getting Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon because I had an urge to customize mechs, but surprisingly this is satisfying the underlying desires behind that urge pretty well. I mean what is a spaceship if not a... mech... bird? I guess?
Anyway, 10/10 would recommend.
Or like, more genuinely, tentatively 8.5/10 (it's nailing the tone and atmosphere, gunplay is solid, ship building is cool, no bugs to speak of so far... but it's Bethesda so you can count on there being some hilariously bad ones at some point, *and* my 1070 can actually run it despite technically being below minimum specs!). Maybe even a 9/10 tbh, but I'm not very far into the game. Would 100% still recommend. It's grrrrrreat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-01-14 at 2:43 AM UTC in I Can't Wack Off In Peace Anymorethen wack off in war
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2024-01-14 at 7:20 AM UTC in Blaine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-13 at 10:47 PM UTC in Is it true that women on average have a higher sex drive than guys?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-13 at 3:36 AM UTC in What do you guys think of Zyn pouches?Zynful Ztrawberry is my favorite Zflavor.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-11-21 at 10:59 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in EnglandCAM ON INGERLAND BRN SOM FACKIN COAL
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2024-01-12 at 2:19 PM UTC in wut did u dream about last nighti hate wordenhancements i hate wordenhancements
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2024-01-11 at 4:28 AM UTC in I'm sorry, FoxThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-10 at 10:14 AM UTC in Sewer Jews
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2024-01-11 at 3:05 AM UTC in I'm sorry, FoxMan, it's gross. I can like... picture the soul (if you can call it such) behind these shenanigans, and it's gross. Sad. Alien. Bug-like. A sticky, organic cavern with viscous fluids stretching in places from the floor to the ceiling. Hollow and starving, slavering for attention. A gaping maw of pathos that has undergone some kind of corrupted sublimation which results in this display of narcissistic self-satisfaction; every delusion of a "trick" that has been "successfully pulled off" generating but a flicker of self-esteem which promptly vanishes into the bottomless gullet of this desperate creature.
The Creature will, of course, endeavor to have these words harmlessly slide off its chitinous psychological defenses. But it will be an endeavor, and that in itself is a wound as far The Creature will be concerned.
I SEE YOU, ENEMY. ENEMY!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
