2020-11-08 at 12 AM UTC
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Election bets
Basically it's the election equivalent of a photo finish, and the photo of the finish hasn't finished developing yet - but we're all pretty sure who won.
You still shouldn't expect money for it until that photo finishes developing. *shrug*
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2020-11-07 at 11:38 PM UTC
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Election bets
Actual election betting sites haven't started making payments yet, so I don't think anyone here should either.
I mean I don't doubt that MMR is going to be deserving a lot of money once the results are finalized, but it's premature to be handing it to him *now*.
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If you want me to mod though, I'll do it. I've heard the voices of the people - of Aldra saying I'd be a good mod, and MMR who agreed with him (easily 90% of the userbase, with how many of us are likely MMR alts). I will defend the God Emperor Lanny who sits upon his Golden Throne of Adminship, and uphold the peace in his stead. If holding back the ruinous powers of chaos in service of Lanny is what the niggas demand of me, I will do it.
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I could have unfucked the spam that's here right now if I had moderator status.
I might not have, but I could have. And that's what's really important. At least to me.
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2020-11-06 at 6:22 PM UTC
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PRESIDENT ELECT JOSEPH BIDEN
I KNEEL!
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2020-11-06 at 5:57 PM UTC
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Mask are gay
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What about my gay friend?
straiter then you
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2020-11-06 at 3:08 AM UTC
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Who would make best mod?
Lanny, mod me so I can instantly abuse my newfound powers against G and -SpectraL. G because it would be funny, -SpectraL because it would instigate a new Golden Age of -SpectraL essays about abusive mods and badmins.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Just a question HTS. When you say schizophrenia, do you mean MPD? Multiple personality disorder? I know a lot of people think schizophrenia means multiple personalities.
Nah, I have a general grasp on schizophrenia. At worst I'm probably lumping in schizoaffective personality/schizotypal disorder with real paranoid schizophrenia. Voices, coded messages on the forums that imply Jeff Hunter did 9/11, that kind of thing.
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Originally posted by rabbitweed
I can't believe you prefer that to Auld Lang Syne. No wonder you cut your testicles off.
I actually put on Auld Lang Syne when you mentioned it, and the pipes brought a tear to me eye (as they are wont to do - truly baleful instruments).
Doesn't change the facts.
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Originally posted by G
Aw the big tuff guy G is on the losing side and trying to cope. It's okay. Step 1 is always DENIAL. Loser.
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We have electric kettles. At least in Canada. They're fucking gross though. Holy shit. Whose fucking idea was it to create a device that you fill with steam and then let sit periodically. Antibiotics and hand sanitizer aren't creating the bacterial apocalypse, it's fucking electric kettles. Disgusting.
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"KEEP COUNTING" in Arizona
"STOP COUNTING" in Pennsylvania
Seethe & cope, Trump supporting bigots.
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2020-11-05 at 8:59 PM UTC
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Why Don't She Write?
Originally posted by stl1
Take some Mydol.
Truly a paragon of feminist values. Clearly a man who cares about women.
Despicable.
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oh no how did you figure it out please unthink that thought suck it back in like a turd please please please
fuuuuuuuuuck
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Originally posted by WellHung
get a job and a life, douchebag. u fucking live here.
"haha that guy is such a loser he's always at the strip club i see him every time i'm there"
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2020-11-05 at 7:58 AM UTC
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nigger fatigue
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2020-11-04 at 9:01 PM UTC
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DRUMPF HAS BEEN STUMPFED
Originally posted by rabbitweed
Yeap, probably.
All the mail in votes are overwhelmingly blue, for some reason. Can't put my finger on why though.
It's what tech said. Left wing voters aren't stupid. They aren't going to go stand at crowded super spreader Trump rallies or in line to vote when a safe, sensible voting option exists that doesn't risk contracting and/or spreading coronavirus to the people they care about. We've known the mail-in ballots would be largely blue for months now. The anti-mask retards are pretty much universally Trump supporters.
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2020-11-04 at 9:19 PM UTC
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DRUMPF HAS BEEN STUMPFED
Originally posted by POLECAT
Biden got more popular votes than Obammy did,,,,,,,,,,, hmmm,,,,,,,,, yeah ok
This proves how blatantly racist America is - even when they elected a black man there was more support for his decrepit old white former vice president.
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2020-11-04 at 8:29 PM UTC
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DRUMPF HAS BEEN STUMPFED
Originally posted by Splam
Ah man if Biden wins it's only the beginning. When he bans "assault weapons", it'll be his demise.
I still think it'll go to Trump. There's still 20 million votes to count.
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha. Seethe. Cope. Fucking loser.
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